31. The Handsome Billionaire

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*~Harley Quinn~*

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*~Harley Quinn~*

"He loves me, he loves her not. He loves me, he loves her not. He...loves...ME!" I chanted, ripping the flowers up and slamming them on the ground. It had been a few days since Ivy and Livewire rescued me from the dungeon, and I still haven't been able to put my diobolical master plan into action. I mean, how could I? I was forced to lay low, in a shitty motel, on the outskirts of Gotham.

"Harley! How many times do I have to tell you not to play that stupid game with my flowers?!" Ivy snapped, making me sigh.

"Sorry. I'm just bored and I'm tired of looking at these same four walls!"

"I know, but don't fret... we're going out tonight."

"Really? Where are we going?" I asked, not hiding the excitement in my voice.

"Fishing." She smirked.

"Fishing? I don't wanna catch any stupid fish!"

"Not that kind of fishing, Harl."

"What kind of fishing do you mean then?" I asked her, crossing my arms.

"She means... we're fishing for men, and the catch of the day is that handsome billionaire Bruce Wayne." Livewire voiced, coming into the room. I smile spread across my face as I jumped up and ran towards the closet. "Hold your horses, Quinn. I got something for all of us to wear, in hopes of catching his attention." She handed me a bag and I opened it up, screaming when I saw the cutest outfit.

"Love it, love it, love it!" I beamed, jumping up and down.

"And for you, Ivy."

"Thank you, love." She said. "So Harley, what's the plan after we snatch Mr. Wayne?"

"We're going to use him to lure that toy in, so I can kill her and get my man back." I told them.

"All of this because you want The Clown Prince back? My God, Harley, think bigger!" Livewire snapped.

"I agree. Bruce Wayne might be our ticket to taking over Gotham. He's loved and respected, which means that Batman and Robin will come to his rescue, and we all know how drawn they are to me." Ivy smiled.

"That's because you used love dust on them, making them fight over you."

"Be that as it may, Bat boy is mine. Wire, you can have Batman, and Harley...focus on Joker and his toy."

"Why do you both get to have all the fun?" I asked, pouting.

"Because unlike you, we're focused on bigger and better things, but don't worry your crazy little head. We won't forget about you and Joker once we take over." Livewire said, doing a double cartwheel and landing on the bed. "I just got another brilliant idea!"

"Let's hear it."

"Let's go live with this plan, so everyone in this stupid ass city can see their beloved Batman and Robin go down!"

"Brilliant!" Ivy beamed.

"You know, sparkplug...I like the way you think." I smiled.

"Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night long!"

"Okay here's the plan. Livewire...you go find a way to steal the equipment and set it up, while Harley and I go snatch the billionaire." Ivy said.

"Wait a minute...how come you two get to have all the fun and I have to do all the work?" She questioned, glaring at us both.

"You don't see sparks coming out of our hands, do ya? I asked her. "No, so you're the only one that can use your electrical powers so that when the time comes...we can broadcast this moment live and in color!"

"She does have a point." Livewire huffed, blowing a piece of loose strand out of her hair, as she stood up.

"Fine, I'll do it. Where am I supposed to take the equipment when I get it though?" She asked.

"The chemical plant. The same one my Puddin' took me to when he asked me those two five magical questions. Would you die for me? Would you live for me?" I melted like butter in the microwave, closing my eyes and smiling at the sound of my Puddin's voice. I couldn't wait to have him back in my arms, feeling his body pressed against mines, our crimson red lips pressed against each other.

"Earth to Harley!" Ivy said, snapping her fingers in my face.

"Huh? What?" I said, looking back and forth from her to Livewire.

"Get your head out of the crazy clouds and focus!" Livewire snapped at me.

"What, I'm focused."

"Let me remind you that this is YOUR plan! Meaning, if you screw up...we all go down! Got it?"

"Got it. Now... enough chit chat and let's go catch us a millionaire!" I said.

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