D:BH Conner x Human Reader

What?

Dang it, you couldn't talk with Connor anymore about this mysterious Amanda. You look over to the sleeping Sumo on your lap. You chuckle and turn to the owner for help, "Hank? What do I do?"

"Huh... guess it looks like you're not getting food tonight."

You turned to Connor in shock, "Connor! Please help me!" You turned to the sleeping dog shaking him. Hoping that he'll wake up.

Connor looked over to Hank and then to yourself. He then smiled and walked over to you, helping you take Sumo off of you.

Sumo luckily woke up and got off you. You took in a breath with the weight off of you, then stood up.

"Thanks for the food. I'm starving."

"No kiddin'," Hank mumbled and set down the food.

You grabbed a seat as Hank sat down and Hank pulled out the food for the both of you. It sure looked like heaven.

Your eyes sparkled in excitement and turned to Connor, standing in the living room like a dork.

"Come on, you can sit down with us," you told Connor.

He looked over to Hank, which nodded, and he walked over to the table too. It looked so unreal and inhuman how he pulled up a chair and sat down. It was as though he programmed and knew every step he needed to take before he did it.

You raised an eyebrow at the motion but turned back to your delicious food. A full on meal!

"Do ya do anything before you eat?"

You told him what you normally did, but now you figured you can just dig in and push your old life aside. You plan on being a changed person to some extent.

So the two of you chowed down as Connor awkwardly waited for the two of you.

You swiftly went through half of your meal and then waited. Just remembering something. "Wait, do you guys have my backpack? Or some games here?"

Hank chuckled, "I don't have any games really. I'm not a people's person, remember?"

"Video games?"

"Some old ones."

You rolled your eyes and turned to Connor, "Do you know where my backpack is?"

"I invested the backpack and found that it had nothing that would be harmful or useful for an escape, so I have indeed brought the items. In hopes that you might explain why you have picked only those such items."

You grinned, "Alright, can I go through it then?"

"I cannot grant you the qualifications to do so."

"Then can you pull out the cards in the backpack?"

"Sure, what purpose are they there for?"

"I can show you. After our meal."

He nods and got up from his seat. You turned to your food you started to savor again.

Hank started up once Connor was far away, "Cards?"

"I'm not going to be staring at you guys all night, or at a TV. If I'm going to be stuck with a greasy police officer and an awkward Android that doesn't seem to understand the term street smarts or know anything about them, then I'm going to make the most out of it." You took a bite of your heavenly food and turned to see Connor back with the box.

"I have a question, why do you have multiple stacks of them?"

You rolled your eyes. "I was in a rush."