Curved | Malum au | book 2

four

Answer to last question: frank yes

Hey y'all sorry I'm late with this update but just been lacking inspiration and working on other stuff and missing sugar lips and all and yeah and I keEP FCKING GETTING IDEAS FOR MUKE/ MASHTON/ MALUM FICS LIKE FUCK WHAT THE HELL BRAIN STOP I HAVE TOO MUCH ALREADY SHUT UP.

lol some of you guys think I'm like seventeen lol I wish. If you guessed I was fifteen though you were kinda right because I will be fifteen in two months. But currently I'm still fourteen. 

[cries while listening to 18 bc I'm too young for michael]

Dedicated to writedrunk just bc yeah ily Katie

•••writing on my phone ignore mistakes•••

I frowned and looked down at my chocolate milk. I was just kidding, I didn't think Michael would take me seriously. He proved me wrong though when he started flirting with her as soon as she brought our food.

"You're really tall." He said.

"Um, yeah?" She mumbled raising an eyebrow.

"That means I wouldn't have to brake my neck to  kiss you." He smirked.

"Oh." She blushed, causing him to smirk wider.

I stabbed my pancake with my fork causing a loud clinking sound from the silverware hitting the dish. They didn't flinch. I shoves a wad of the food I my mouth, stuffing my cheeks and chewing obnoxiously loud. They didn't notice.

They were too busy flirting back and forth giving each other little smiles and giggles. Fuck, I hang out with Michael to get away from this shit with Ashton and Luke.

"So, can I have your number."

"Excuse me my cup is empty."

"Sure." she smiled.

"Can you refill my drink please? It's kinda your job."

"Give me your phone." Michael smiled back.

"It's just chocolate milk, you just put the milk in and then the chocolate. It's simple."

"In a minute." She turned to me and snapped.

I pulled my head back and gasped placing a hand on my chest. "Is that any way to treat a paying customer?"

"Shut up, Calum, I'm paying for your food." Michael groaned.

I huffed and went back to eating my pancakes. This is my fault. If I hadn't brought up paying for his food he wouldn't have offered to repay me and we wouldn't have came here. It's also Ambers fault for existing though.

"You'll answer if I call you right?" Michael smiled.

Fucking smiles can they stop.

"Of course." She laughed lightly. "I've gotta get back to work, talk to you later." She waved before scurrying off behind the counter.

Michael looked at me and smiled before digging into his food. I was sat back with my arms crosses over my chest and my tongue poking the inside of my cheek.

"She forgot my chocolate milk."

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"And he just fucking asked her out! Right there!" I ranted on to Jeremy for the second time in the past six hours.

"Sounds like you're jealous."

"I'm not jealous, Jeremy." I shook my head. "It's just, I can't stand that chick and Michael's kinda my only friend right now. I mean I still have Ashton but him and Luke are like a package deal and they're all lovey dovey and it makes me sick."

"Sounds like you've caught a bit of the homo."

"It's not contagious, you're stupid. Why do I talk to you?"

"Because I'm your brother and you lub me."

"I don't."

"Liar."

"Jeremy what are you doing?" I asked as he started to walk towards me.

"I'm gonna give you a hug because you're my brother and you're in a bad mood."

"You're being weird." I said squirming and twisting my body in awkward positions to escape his hug.

"Don't run from my hug!" He yelled as I darted out of the room.

"Mum Jeremy is being really weird!" I screamed running past the kitchen and into the living room.

"Let your brother hug you, you've been at each other's throats for the past ten years!"

"Jeremy what is your deal?" I screeched when he tackled me to the floor.

"Andrea Schwartz called while you were gone." He said giddily. "She invited me to a bonfire on Saturday! She called me Calvin but I don't mind."

"Oh my god." I groaned. "She thought she was talking to me."

"But your names not Calvin?"

"Neither is yours." I squinted my eye at him.

"Well fuck you I was all happy and trying to hug you but you gotta go and kill my vibes." He grumbled standing up and brushing his clothes off.

"You're so damn annoying, piss off. You're not going to that bonfire. There's gonna be drinking and sex and possibly drugs."

"That sounds amazing." He practically squealed. "Who are you to say I can't go?"

"Because I'm your older brother and I said so." I shrugged.

"News flash Calum you're not the fucking boss of me. I'm fifteen now, I'm old enough to go to parties."

"I didn't start going to parties until last year!" I said. "I'm eighteen now."

"That's because you're a pathetic loser that spends fifty percent of his time being a comic book geek and the other fifty percent complaining!"

I clenched my fist and stared at my brother for a long time.

"Fine then go to that party , get drunk, see if I give a shit when you're puking up an intestine and your balls are burning from some std you've caught." I said pushing past him and head towards my room.

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Idk what all that with cal and Jeremy was but hey it gives me something to write about in the future

Question of the chapter: What two words did Ashton say to his mother that he immediately regret

I have like nothing to write about in my sugar lips one shot book :( go request stuff please

I had band camp today and a kid faked dehydration so we could have a twenty minute break. He was a little over dramatic about it but the director bought it so hey. Thx kid

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