So apparently Michael Clifford has gone MIA
Like where the heck did he go
He could only go but so far I mean he's here in America
He doesn't know his way around
Or how to cope with people like us
Do I need to call the FBI
Or child services
Just because your 18 doesn't mean you're not a child in my eyes
I'll just say your a very tall 6 year old with colorful hair
They'll believe me
Maybe Clifford the big red dog could find you...
Unless you're already with him...
Then I'd say "meet your long lost brother. You're mom had an affair with a dog and managed to keep it on the DL."
Idk how to feel about that
Maybe if we shout "let's hear it for fetus Michael Clifford" loud enough, He'll come.
I heard he's in New York with some girl...
Um no
You have a music video to release...
I bet it's one of the girls from the music video...
See this is why we can't have nice things in life
YOU ARE READING
Nope.
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