Michael MIA?

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So apparently Michael Clifford has gone MIA

Like where the heck did he go

He could only go but so far I mean he's here in America

He doesn't know his way around

Or how to cope with people like us

Do I need to call the FBI

Or child services

Just because your 18 doesn't mean you're not a child in my eyes

I'll just say your a very tall 6 year old with colorful hair

They'll believe me

Maybe Clifford the big red dog could find you...

Unless you're already with him...

Then I'd say "meet your long lost brother. You're mom had an affair with a dog and managed to keep it on the DL."

Idk how to feel about that

Maybe if we shout "let's hear it for fetus Michael Clifford" loud enough, He'll come.

I heard he's in New York with some girl...

Um no

You have a music video to release...

I bet it's one of the girls from the music video...

See this is why we can't have nice things in life

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