Nope.

More rumors...

so the word on the street is that Ashton and Kendall are dating...

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all I can say is you can suck my arse cause i don't believe that crap for a second...

first off, they think they're dating cause they got in a cab together

maybe that was the only cab available

or maybe he was planning on driving her to a cliff and pushing her off...

like what if i got in the car with ashton

does that mean we're dating?

cause i've gotten in the car with my mom and im 110% sure we aren't dating...

she's my mom for crying out loud...

they also took a selfie together but that doesn't mean a dang thing

he takes selfies with a billion fangirls a day...

and as much as we wish we were dating him, we aren't...

plus calum was in that selfie as well

he was even closer to kendall than ashton

ashton was all the way in the back in no man's land

why don't people suspect she might be dating calum?

i mean, i don't want her to date any of the boys..

i want her to go to egypt and lose her passport and never come back...

and then some stupid newspapers are like "ashton is trying to be harry..."

wth...

like tf...

ashton wore bandana things before harry did...

so what if they happen to be the same age, both have curly hair, and both have dimples...

that doesn't mean a dang thing

plus ashton is hotter tbh sorry not sorry

im sorry but ashton has better things to be doing then trying to be the next harry styles

we already have the one harry styles and we don't need any more

screw rumors cause you give everyone a frickin anxiety attack...

and for all those newspapers feeding these lies, suck my arse you frickin pathetic arse people get a dang hobby

and NEVER compare ashton to harry or i will beat your arse into the next century and ask clifford the big red dog to sleep with your mom...

won't it be a suprise when you find out you're little brother is a dog...