RED ALERT THERE IS AN EMERGENCY RED ALERT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS REAL
CALUM HOOD'S NUDES HAS LEAKED
WTH WTF OMG
QSSHDKLHSIEMEKE
HEJEOEOENEO
I AM NOT OK RN
I SAW IT
I SAW CALUM JUNIOR
I SAW HIS DING DONG SCREW ME HARD
I SAW HIS PARTNER IN CRIME
I SAW ALL HIS GLORY AND MANHOOD
THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING EVER
I'm quite innocent so I am not ashamed to say that calum hood's dingalong was the first dingalong I have ever seen in my young life
#aintaboutthatlife
BUT IM SO HAPPY CALUM WAS MY FIRST
CAUSE ILL NEVER FORGET IT
IT WAS LIKE A FRICKIN BOOMERANG MAN
OR LIKE A GROUNDHOG
JUST CAME POPPING UP WHEN THE PANTS CAME DOWN
some people are ragging on him say that hood junior is small...
I have nothing to compare it too but IT LOOK PRETTY GOOD TO ME #notnasty
Plus the video was when he was like younger
So obviously puberty hadn't worked it's magic yet
NOW I BET CALUM IS LIKE HUGE
MAYBE LIKE ASHTON'S IDK
calum even tweeted about it, owning up to his mistakes
I'm proud of him cause that must be hella embarrassing....
I'm proud of him and hood junior
"ROCK OUT WITH YOUR C**KS OUT"
New tour name lol...
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Nope.
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