my mom offically hates me...
so this actually happened like a week ago but i felt like i should share this anyways
so i got up at frickin 7:30 on my precious summer vacation so i could go to target at 8 (when they open) and buy the 5sos cd cause it was the release day
so i stood infront of that cd stand for like an hour cause i couldn't decide what color i wanted
#firstworldproblems
i eventually decided on red even tho i wish i had gotten them all cause my cd feels all lonely
but thats beside the point
so me being me, when i got in the car i stuck that cd in so i could listen to it
i was jamming out playing air guitar while drumming all at the same time
and singing as well dont ask how that's possible it just is
so my mom is like
"this is such teenage bubblegum stuff" which basically means boyband
I LITERALLY WANTED TO STOP THE CAR WALK OUT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AND GET HIT BY A TRUCK
i was like "wth they are not bubblegum. 1d is. this is nothing like 1d. they are a punk rock band." as i sent daggers at her with my eyes
and she was all like "yeah they have a rock sound, but they're lyrics are boyband material."
I WAS SO MAD
I WANTED TO BEAT HER SILLY WITH ASHTON'S DRUM STICKS
MASH HER HEAD WITH LUKE'S GUITAR
AND CHOKE HER WITH CALUM'S NECK STRAP FOR HIS BASS
but obviously i didn't
so i just told her um no they are punk rock so please stop and ignored her for the rest of the ride
i am still mad to this day
and our relationship will never be the same
i just hate people who say 5sos is a boyband
cause they're not
1d is a boyband and i love them like no other
but 5sos is a bad arse, punk rock band with holes in their shirts and two of them didn't even finish school
like what don't you get
punk rock doesn't get much better than that....
that picture is so punk rock you cant even keep your socks on ---------- >
luke always looks so good in pics no matter what face or pose
calum either looks really serious or really confused
its weird but i love it at the same time
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