I present to you Nash Grier, the newst member of the muppets...
I'm just gonna come out and say it, i don't like nash
like i used to for like 2 days
but now i'm just so done with his mess
so for starters, he looks like a muppet or something out of walt disney's sketchbook
his has crazy, bug eyed, blue eyes that will haunt you in his nightmares
like we all know you just stuffed a blue crayon in your eyeball as a child and BAM
then this kid isn't even funny
the only reason people ever pay attention to him is because of his little sister
which i recommend she learns how to comb her hair cause it always looks a mess
and the jokes are always the same
always something about jesus
it's like "oh i'm gonna eat this pudding" "JESUS"
"I'm going to pet a raccon." "JESUS"
"I want you to shut up." "JESUS"
like tf
Not even jesus finds you funny so please just stop before he turns you away at the gates of heavan.
then of course this guy got famous for nothing at all, so now he thinks he's all that
flaunting off his stomach when he doesn't even have abs
flaunting off his wooly mamoth legs when they look like sticks you play with in the mud
flaunting off his face that you would find in a mugshot
you think you're the hot stuff but your not
luke hemmings is
then like i've seen some horrendus clips from magcon and usually it's just him attempting to twerk when in reality, it looks like he's really constipated and is trying to wiggle the poop out
like is this what girls spend 300 dollars for
is this what they watch for like 3 hours
cause i'd sure be asking for a refund
and he is just so ignorant
like he made this terrible youtube video where he was telling people what guys look for in girls
let me just say, he has some crazy standards and that's why he's single
or just he might be gay i mean have you seen him and cameron
they grope each other all the time
but that's none of my business
on top of that, he made a vine talking about how HIV is a gay disease and then called them the f word
wth
and he was smiling at the end like it was funny
like i hope all the gays ban together and jump your sorry arse cause you are messing with the wrong people
this boy is just out of control
and now he wants to become some actor
like please
the best acting job you'll ever get is probably a swiffer commerical
or maybe even a toilet paper one if you're lucky enough
so yeah that's my rant about Mr. Nashty
if you like nash, that's great don't hate on me cause I don't
you are entitled to your own opinion like i am
that gif tho -------- >
the boys think i'm funny
yeah for me
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