This show makes me so mad...
Like just the title of this is show is dumb beyond belief
What the heck is a dog doing with a blog
Since when did dogs learn English
Or even how to type
And then get this
He talks too
Like wth did an evil witch drug your water bowl when you were a baby
Do I need to all animal control
The family takes advice from him too...
Like what does this dog knows all he does is type away on his blog and eat your snacks when you're not home....
But the dog isn't the only problem
His whole family is jacked up
The little red head girl, Chloe, is the most ratchet thing in the world
Her hair looks like she's never heard of a comb and or a brush
She has the laugh of a hyena
And her problems are always so irrelevant
Like what she has in her lunch
Cause apparently at school, all the kids do is eat lunch and trade food
Cause learning how to spell or count is just too mainstream
Then the middle kid, Avery is even more basic
She wears the most hideous clothes to school
Like she chooses to wear uniform clothes to school and it's not even required
She must have her tie around her neck too tight
Then all she cares about is school
Like hello have you never heard of wifi or boybands
She's like the total opposite of any teenage girl known to man
Then the brother whatever his name is I don't even care
All he cares about is his hair
Like your self obsessed fool your hair will always look ratchet no matter how much gel you put in it
It runs in your family
Then he trys to pick up all these girls that all deny him
You'd think after he'd been rejected 20 times, he'd stop trying
But apparently not
Sounds like another Taylor swift to me...
The parents are just as terrible as their kids
The mom is a psychopath
She has crazy bug eyes and sounds like goofy from Mickey Mouse clubhouse
Mickey called, he wants his dog friend back
The dad is like some sort of therapist
And I've seen his work, he only worsens their situations
Or makes them run out crying
But they've only shown him working like 3 times out of the whole season...
Disney just continues to get worse with each year...
Old Disney was so much better and I feel so sorry for these new generations kids...
They'll never know what good tv actually is...
YOU ARE READING
Nope.
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