Dog with a stupid blog

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This show makes me so mad...

Like just the title of this is show is dumb beyond belief

What the heck is a dog doing with a blog

Since when did dogs learn English

Or even how to type

And then get this

He talks too

Like wth did an evil witch drug your water bowl when you were a baby

Do I need to all animal control

The family takes advice from him too...

Like what does this dog knows all he does is type away on his blog and eat your snacks when you're not home....

But the dog isn't the only problem

His whole family is jacked up

The little red head girl, Chloe, is the most ratchet thing in the world

Her hair looks like she's never heard of a comb and or a brush

She has the laugh of a hyena

And her problems are always so irrelevant

Like what she has in her lunch

Cause apparently at school, all the kids do is eat lunch and trade food

Cause learning how to spell or count is just too mainstream

Then the middle kid, Avery is even more basic

She wears the most hideous clothes to school

Like she chooses to wear uniform clothes to school and it's not even required

She must have her tie around her neck too tight

Then all she cares about is school

Like hello have you never heard of wifi or boybands

She's like the total opposite of any teenage girl known to man

Then the brother whatever his name is I don't even care

All he cares about is his hair

Like your self obsessed fool your hair will always look ratchet no matter how much gel you put in it

It runs in your family

Then he trys to pick up all these girls that all deny him

You'd think after he'd been rejected 20 times, he'd stop trying

But apparently not

Sounds like another Taylor swift to me...

The parents are just as terrible as their kids

The mom is a psychopath

She has crazy bug eyes and sounds like goofy from Mickey Mouse clubhouse

Mickey called, he wants his dog friend back

The dad is like some sort of therapist

And I've seen his work, he only worsens their situations

Or makes them run out crying

But they've only shown him working like 3 times out of the whole season...

Disney just continues to get worse with each year...

Old Disney was so much better and I feel so sorry for these new generations kids...

They'll never know what good tv actually is...

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