FOUR

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*crashes through window at 2 am*

hey wanna talk about ONE FRICKIN DIRECTION

so one direction annouced their new album

But get this, it's called "Four"

OMG wow what a genius name I would have never thought of that, that name deserves a chicken dinner for it's creativity I'm just dying

No...

Wth I have found crayons more creative then that...

Like really it's so basic I can't even

But I still like really love it

"I'd like to dedicate his album to 4 years of 1D and Harry's 4 nipples. Thank you" *throws mic and runs off stage*

If you thought this is where the madness ended, then you are sadly mistakened....

THEN THEY FRICKIN SUPRISED US

THEY BLINDSIDED OUR ARSES

AND FRICKIN RELEASED A NEW SINGLE

NO LEAKS INCLUDED

WTH

HOW DID WE LET THIS HAPPEN

WE LET THE BOYS OUTSMART US

I'm in so much shock from this

Like nothing ever gets past us

But this did...

the song is called fireproof which I just don't get

It is a catchy song and I frickin cried like a toddler when I heard it

THE BASS GOES HARD LIKE CALUM IN THE SONG

but like it says fireproof maybe 3 times in the song

It has nothing to do with fire or being proof of it

I would have called it ruling cause they said that about a bajillion times

It kinda of repetitive which can be hella annoying but idk I just really liked it

It's like my new fave song

Good job 1D I approve

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