Walkers, Three Mermaids, Two Singers, and a Sheriff's Son

Chapter 17: How did that llama get here?

Noelle's P.O.V

"What the hell did I just miss?" Rick asked, raising an eyebrow and putting his hands on his hips. Then he pointed at something behind us. "Oh look. A llama. How did he get here?" We all looked behind us, confused. "Dad... Why is there a llama in the prison? I'm so confused." Carl said slowly. That's when Daryl walked over and stood next to the llama. "Oh. This? This is my pet llama. I found him on a run. Since Judith's name couldn't be Little Ass Kicker, I gave that name to the llama. So... Do you guys like him?" He asked us. "And where are you going to keep your pet llama...?" Rick asked him. "I wasn't going to keep him for long... I was going to cook him up and eat him." "Oh... Well, carry on then." Rick said and then walked away. As soon as he left, Carl changed the subject. "That fight was intense. I still can't believe that you broke his nose." "That's nothing, I could've done way worse, but I let him off the hook." Delilah shrugged. "Yeah. But it was still pretty intense." "I guess that when you come from a rough background, you learn how to defend yourself.." She replied. "Yeah... Hey, I've got to go take watch. Do you want to come with?" "No. I'll probably distract you. And plus, I want to ride the llama." Delilah laughed. "Of course you do." Carl laughed with her. He then kissed her and left. "Do you want to ride the llama with me, Noelle? Please. It'll be fun." Delilah said, excitedly jumping up and down. "Don't we have to ask Daryl first?" I laughed. "Oh. Yeah. We do, don't we? Well, come on. Let's go ask him!!!" She said, grabbing my hand and running to where Daryl is. "Daryl, can we ride your llama? Please? I've always wanted to ride one. So, can we? Can we? Can we?" Delilah asked, still jumping up and down in excitement. "Sure. Just don't get too attached since I'm going to cook him up and eat him. Now where is Little Ass Kicker?" He asked. "LITTLE ASS KICKER." He called. The llama walked up behind him and spat in his hair. "What the..." He said, turning around. "Aw, come on. That's just gross, Little Ass Kicker. I own you, so don't you dare spit on me." And with that, Little Ass Kicker spat on his face. Daryl started chasing him around the prison. "Come back here. I'm going to show you who's boss. Now you listen to me, you stupid llama. You are not going to walk around here and spit on me when you feel like it. I won't hesitate to kill you." Daryl yelled as he chased him. The llama stopped, causing Daryl to run into him. "Good boy. Now come over here so Delilah and Noelle can ride you." He said and led the llama over to us. He let Delilah ride him first. "Yess. I'm riding a llama. Dream come true." "Your dream was to ride a llama?" I laughed. "Yes. Do you have a problem with that?" She asked. "No. Not at all." I laughed. "Good." She rode the llama for a few more minutes and then it was my turn. "I never thought that I would do something like this? What's next? Swimming with sharks?" "But you've done that before." Delilah laughed. "Wait. She has? And they didn't kill you?" Daryl asked. "Um... Yeah. I did. And no. They didn't kill me." I said. "But how?" "Does it matter?" I snapped. "Oh. Sorry. I just wanted to know." "Yeah. Doesn't everybody?" I shouted at him. "What's your problem?" Daryl asked. "I have rights to my secrets. Doesn't anybody get that? If there's something that I don't want to tell you, then just leave it. You don't always have to know." I shouted and then stormed off. Delilah chased after me. "Noelle, calm down. I never should have brought it up in the frist place.." "Don't tell me to calm down. I just lost my boyfriend to this secret. Sometimes I hate what I am..." "I know how you feel." "I just wish I were normal, Delilah. Is that too much to ask for?" I asked and then ran off into an unknown cell. "Noelle? Are you okay?" Somebody asked. I looked up to see Luke. I shook my head as I started to break down. Luke quickly pulled me into his arms. "What's wrong?" He asked, wiping my tears. "It- it's a long story." I whispered through my sobs. "Well, I obviously have time. I mean, there's nothing else to do in a zombie apocalypse. So... Tell me. What happened?" He asked. I started explaining from the beginning. When I was done, Luke was furious. "So, that's why you ran off earlier. Why you were at the beach. Why you almost died. Where's Harry so I can beat the shit out of him some more?" Luke asked. "Luke, no. His nose is already broken." "Yeah. Well, your heart is broken because of him. He deserves to have a lot more broken then his nose." Luke shouted at me, storming out of the cell to find Harry. I ran after him. He walked up to Harry. "I can't believe all of the things that you said to her. You're an asshole, Harry. You think you're so cool, huh? Well, guess what. You're not. The way that you treated Noelle is not the way that you should treat a girl. You should treat them with respect. Do you even know the meaning of that word? I guess not. And Delilah is right. Noelle does have rights to her secrets. Everybody has rights to their own secrets. Not everything has to be out in the open for everybody to know. You don't have to know everything. I hope nobody dates you ever again, because you were a horrible boyfriend. Especially to a girl I really care about. You broke her heart. And more than just your nose deserves to be broken." And with that, Luke punched Harry in his stomach. This caused Harry to throw punches back. "Guys, stop." I shouted at them. They decided to ignore me and to keep throwing punches at each other. Delilah showed up and tried to get them to stop fighting too. But they just ignored her too. "Hi. I'm Claire. I'm looking for my pet llama. Have any of you seen him?" A girl showed up out of nowhere and asked.

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Okay. Don't ask me about this chapter or the last chapter, because I don't fucking know xD Marley and I decided to add humor into this again and we had run out of ideas. Plus, it was late when we wrote the last chapter xD And our friend wanted to be in this book and she wanted to be the llama's previous owner. And so this is how we added her xD