Story of My Life

Mother Nature

=== 2 Weeeks Later ===

~~~Eliza~~~

"Ugghh. Nooo. Mother trucker. I don't want this! I didn't ask for this. I demand a contract of consent before you put me through this mother nature!"

"Good morning Eliza Rose!"

"Go away, Sam."

"Well someone's grumpy," he muttered under his breath.

"Well, you would be too if mother nature made you bleed whenever and gave cramps that hurt like a fucking bitch," I turned away from him pouting, mad that guys don't have to deal with this. Honestly, it's a little unfair that the female population gets periods or has to bear a living being within them for nine months only to endure an even more painful thing known as childbirth. Guys don't have to go through any of that. All they have to do is forget to use protection and they get a girl pregnant and put her through hell. They don't have to deal with any of the pains that come with being a girl. Anyway, enough of that. Back to my overly enthusiastic boyfriend annoying me.

"Woah what happened to no swearing."

"No swearing my ass."

"Eliza!"

"What?! Go away, Sam."

"Girl stuff?"

"Mhmm."

"Are you in pain?"

*whines as really bad cramp comes and starts crying*

"Hey hey. Shhh... It's going to be all right," he spoke softly, pulling me towards him as he got under the covers beside me.

"I don't want this."

"Just close your eyes and rest. I'll get some water and painkillers."

"Thanks."

"Anytime."

A few minutes later he came back to my room with water pain killers and chocolate.

"Thanks," I said taking the painkiller and curling up in a ball once again.

"Anytime," he replied making himself comfortable in my room.

I let out another whimper in pain.

"Here this might help," he said handing me a heating pad and laying down beside me once again.

I snuggled into him more to show my appreciation. We lay there in silence for a while as sleep slowly took over me.

~~~Sam~~~

I lay there beside her as she fell asleep in my arms. You're probably wondering how I knew what to do. Well, for starters I had a sister so my mom always told me to be mature about it. She also told me that chocolate is the best way to keep a girl happy during that time and helps with cramps. I watched her wondering why such an amazing girl would hurt herself so much. I soon fell asleep, thinking about how much I truly cared for this girl.

=== 2 Hours Later ===

I woke up and turned to face her, only to see tears slowly sliding down her face as her eyes remained closed.

"Eliza?"

"It hurts Sam," she whined.

"I know baby. I know. Here maybe if you eat something you'll feel better," I spoke, handing her a banana.

"A banana? Really Sam?"

"Oh shush now. Just eat you'll feel better."

"But-"

"Eliza, we've been over this before, butts are for sitting not complaining."

"You're impossible."

"But you love it."

"You're lucky you're cute."

"Why thank you."

"Shut up," she rolled her eyes, taking a bite out of the banana in the process.

With that the two of us spent the rest of the day cuddling and doing absolutely nothing, besides watching tv, eating, and of course, sleeping.