Ninja's Life Remake

Attack of the Naruto Impersonators

Ten minutes flew by when team seven hear a loud painful scream echo across the forest. Sakura jumped in freight wanting nothing more than to snuggle up against Sasuke for safety. "Did you guys hear someone..." Sakura gulped nervously. "Scream?"

Naruto and Sasuke looked over the forest in case of any form of attack from an enemy. The forest put everyone on edge it seemed.

"This place is creeping me out!" Sakura whined buckling her knees together while biting her thumb nail.

"I'm telling you Sakura, it's no big deal." Naruto shrugged glancing around again. Kira frowned. Something wasn't right.

'I feel like I'm being watched...' glancing up through the trees she couldn't find anything, maybe she wasn't looking hard enough or maybe there wasn't there at all. She just couldn't shake the feeling of being watched.

"Uhhhh..." Naruto called out nervously glancing around the ground for a bush. "I gotta take a leak..." Naruto found a bush and started to unzip his pants.

Sakura screamed in surprise. Whacking Naruto across the head horrified. "Not in front of me, Bozo! I'm a lady! I'm not like Kira! Go use the bushes!!" She screeched loud enough to let the whole forest know where we were.

'If it were Sasuke, on the other hand, hehehehe.' Kira scrunched her nose in disgust at the thought seeping into her mind.

'Ewwwwwww! Why would Sakura want to watch Sasuke pee?! What good would that do her? And she calls me gross!'

Sasuke practically groaned that those two over there were making so much noise. "For crying out loud..." He muttered annoyed. At least Kira was being quiet. If only the two of them could slip off to take the test. They could pass. Sakura and Naruto were making things so difficult though.

Minutes passed while the three waited for Naruto patiently.

"Oh, man! What a relief! Feelin' good now!" Naruto called laughing though it wasn't Naruto. Naruto's holster was on the left instead of the right. There was no reason Naruto would take off his weapons pouch to pee, then put it back on and have it on the wrong side.

"I told you, you're in the presence of a lady! Don't be vul..." Sakura shouted glaring at the imposter as if it really was Naruto. Sasuke and Kira synced together attacking the imposter. Sasuke shoved his fist into the imposters face sending blood out of his nose while Kira shoved her knee into the imposters gut. Both blows though might not harm as much, did send their imposter slamming into a tree, letting out small groans of pain.

"W-what the?" Sakura whispered surprised. Why did they just do that?! "I appreciate the chivalry, but that was way over the top!" Sakura cried horrified at her teammates. Naruto could really be hurt.

"Wh-what was that for?!" The imposter Naruto yelled glaring at the two who hit him. Kira growled to herself, anger coursing through her system. How dare he try to impersonate her best friend. She's spent that last eight years straight with the real Naruto to know everything there is to know about Naruto! This idiot takes one look at Naruto and think 'Oh an idiot! I could totally impersonate him and trick these brats. This will be so easy'.

"What have you done with Naruto?" Sasuke glared getting ready for another attack.

"Wait what?" Sakura called surprised.

"Hello! I'm standing right in front of you bleeding!" The imposter yelled glaring at Sasuke. The impostor seemed annoyed.

"How dumb do you think we are?" Kira growled her eyes started to sting again. "You think you can just impersonate my best friend and think we won't take notice. Where is Naruto?" She growled gripping a kunai tightly.