Author note-
I have no idea what I'm doing with this story so again, sorry for it being all over the damn place.
If you guys have ideas please feel free to message me so I can try and incorporate them into here and maybe not suck at writing?
Just a thought.
Anyways ONTO THE RANT!1!1!1!1!1
Rant~
So kiddos I would usually rant on my rant book but that book has very few views and I need to get my point across to hERE WE ARE!1!!11!
Anyways.
I have these buddy ol pals who keep calling themselves ugly.
So I'm about to Shane Dawson their asses.
Contestant no.1
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UMMM!?1!1?1 HEY MAMI CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?1!?1!1?1!1 JESUS CHRIST THIS IS ART WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN?
SKIN CLEARER THAN MY EMOTIONS GOD DAMMIT
672$;737$;&/!,/ 10 HOLY SMOKES
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE JAWLINE AND THE EYEBROWS AND SIWJDJEODNDKEJFKEJFNDJDNEKFB
YES
GOOD QUALITY
MUCH WOW
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WHAT YOU SEE ONLINE ^
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WHAT YOU RECEIVE ^
FUCKING PICASSO UP IN THIS BITCH
Contestant no.2
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HI DAD?!??! WHAT IS THIS DISRESPECT I WAS JUST TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
I CAN SMELL THE HOTNESS WIDHEIXJSK
FUCKING OUT HERE LOOKIN LIKE A DAMN COFFEE FLAVOURED FROYO 🤤
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
THOSE EYES ARE BRIGHTER THAN MY FUTURE,
AGAIN, SKIN CLEARER THAN MY BANK ACCOUNT
HO LEE FUK
7284738:77382918:!,3,'si c Bush's /10 NO LIE
WORLDWIDE HOTNESS AMIRIGHT
WOWIWOWIEOWOEIIWKD THEM EYES
GOT A NICE NOSE
GOT A GOOD EVERYTHING
EYEBROWS MORE REAL THAN MY HATRED FOR THE HUMAN RACE
Now lets take a moment to really admire these fucking queens.
If we take a close look we can identify why they're perfecto
Contestant no. 1
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Contestant no. 2
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Just look at these hottiEs like WOOSH
JUST SNATCHED YOUR OXYGEN AMIRIGHT SIBSIEBDKSNFNDKFFDCTV
YOU ARE READING
For what it's worth || Sope
Fanfiction"You are worthy. Your problem is that nobody hates you more than you do." He refused help until he met the sun. Smut. (Idk if you guys consider it good or bad)
