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Author note-

I have no idea what I'm doing with this story so again, sorry for it being all over the damn place.

If you guys have ideas please feel free to message me so I can try and incorporate them into here and maybe not suck at writing?

Just a thought.

Anyways ONTO THE RANT!1!1!1!1!1

Rant~

So kiddos I would usually rant on my rant book but that book has very few views and I need to get my point across to hERE WE ARE!1!!11!

Anyways.

I have these buddy ol pals who keep calling themselves ugly.

So I'm about to Shane Dawson their asses.

Contestant no.1

UMMM!?1!1?1 HEY MAMI CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?1!?1!1?1!1 JESUS CHRIST THIS IS ART WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN?

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UMMM!?1!1?1 HEY MAMI CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?1!?1!1?1!1 JESUS CHRIST THIS IS ART WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN?

SKIN CLEARER THAN MY EMOTIONS GOD DAMMIT

672$;737$;&/!,/ 10 HOLY SMOKES

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE JAWLINE AND THE EYEBROWS AND SIWJDJEODNDKEJFKEJFNDJDNEKFB

YES

GOOD QUALITY

MUCH WOW

WHAT YOU SEE ONLINE ^

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WHAT YOU SEE ONLINE ^

WHAT YOU SEE ONLINE ^

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WHAT YOU RECEIVE ^

FUCKING PICASSO UP IN THIS BITCH





Contestant no.2

HI DAD?!??! WHAT IS THIS DISRESPECT I WAS JUST TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME

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HI DAD?!??! WHAT IS THIS DISRESPECT I WAS JUST TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME

I CAN SMELL THE HOTNESS WIDHEIXJSK

FUCKING OUT HERE LOOKIN LIKE A DAMN COFFEE FLAVOURED FROYO 🤤

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

THOSE EYES ARE BRIGHTER THAN MY FUTURE,

AGAIN, SKIN CLEARER THAN MY BANK ACCOUNT

HO LEE FUK

7284738:77382918:!,3,'si c Bush's /10 NO LIE

WORLDWIDE HOTNESS AMIRIGHT

WOWIWOWIEOWOEIIWKD THEM EYES

GOT A NICE NOSE

GOT A GOOD EVERYTHING

EYEBROWS MORE REAL THAN MY HATRED FOR THE HUMAN RACE


Now lets take a moment to really admire these fucking queens.

If we take a close look we can identify why they're perfecto

Contestant no. 1

Contestant no

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Contestant no. 2

Just look at these hottiEs like WOOSH

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Just look at these hottiEs like WOOSH

JUST SNATCHED YOUR OXYGEN AMIRIGHT SIBSIEBDKSNFNDKFFDCTV

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