Phil: did you know sloths can die of starvation on a full stomach
Dan: me
Jack: sloths are gr8
Mark: That literally doesn't make sense
Phil: Well it's true
Phil: The internet told me so
Jack: If the internet told you to jump off a cliff, would you?
Dan: hell yeah
Phil: a small one
Jack: don't trust the internet
Dan: too late
Mark: I'll be right back
Mark: well fuck me
Dan: *pushes Jack towards you*
Jack: No thank you
Mark: Apparently it's true
Dan: I am a sloth confirmed
GOOD NEWS. I HAVE FINISHED WRITING THIS BOOK OUT SO IT ALL JUST NEEDS TO BE UPLOADED!
YOU ARE READING
Love At First Text. Phan/Septiplier AU
FanfictionDan: HEY GUYS Dan: I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE A CHAT WITH ALL MY BUDDIES Mark: So those friends you talked about Mark: They were real?? Dan: -.- Mark: :D Phil: Dan I thought I was your best friend ;-; Dan: You are Dan: NOW BOND PEOPLE
