Felix: What do you get when you cross a potato with grass and trash?
Jack: I don't know
Dan: Me neither
Phil: a potato plant that someone disposed of
Felix: No
Phil: Dang
Felix: Jack
Jack: Yeah?
Mark: hA oh my gosh
Jack: What
Dan: What do you get when you cross an idiot with a potato, grass and trash
Dan: Jack
Jack: oHhhHhhH
Jack: I am an idiot
Jack: You're all so nice to me
Mark: You love me really
Felix: And me
Jack: I love Mark. Everyone else can go die
Phil: What did I do
Jack: You encouraged them
Ethan: Well
Tyler: it isn't very nice to generalise your anger to everyone in this chat when Dan and Felix are the ones at fault here
Jack: stop being a know it all
Tyler: Ouch now my feelings are hurt
Charlie: hi
Jack: Go away
Mark: Apologies Charlie little Jackaboy is having a tantrum
Jack: bye
Jack: You're all losers
Jack: I hate you
Mark: Sure you do
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Love At First Text. Phan/Septiplier AU
FanfictionDan: HEY GUYS Dan: I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE A CHAT WITH ALL MY BUDDIES Mark: So those friends you talked about Mark: They were real?? Dan: -.- Mark: :D Phil: Dan I thought I was your best friend ;-; Dan: You are Dan: NOW BOND PEOPLE
