*group chat*
Mark: Don't expect me home
Dan: Is Markle Sparkles getting some 0_o
Mark: nO
Mark: it's way too soon for that
Mark: sorry to crush your dreams there Danny boy
Jack: why do you love septiplier so much
Jack: it's creepy but I love it at the same time
Dan: you're just cute
Dan: you wouldn't understand shipping
Jack: okay..
Jack: Oh by the way Mark told me that you were watching outside the house
Dan: Shit Phil run
Dan: ABORT
Phil: *swan dives out of the window*
Dan: quick quick move *swan dives with you*
Jack: I'm 99% sure you're both sitting in the living room with your laptops and not moving
Jack: you probably have food and double chins too
Dan: HE'S ONTO US
Jack: You two are dorks
Mark: I agree with Jack
Phil: :P
Dan: You love us really
Mark: We hate you
Jack: You're both really annoying and creepy
Mark: ^^And you make us uncomfortable
Jack: Our love lives are none of your business
Mark: It's sort of rude to try and force two friends date
Dan: o____o
Mark: Respect us
Mark: You don't even know our sexualities
Jack: but we do love you
Mark: of course we do, you dorks
Dan: awwwww
Phil: you just called us annoying
Mark: Yeah in a loving wayyy
Phil: okay? Thank you? I think
Jack: Oh and I'm pan
Mark: I'm bi over here
Dan: it sucks that Jack isn't bi
Dan: because if he was he could be either BroccoliBi or BiBroccoliBoii
Jack: dang it
Jack: what a missed opportunity
Phil: Jack can be whatever sexuality he identifies as
Mark: it was a joke
Phil: ha
Dan: Wait I think we talked about this before..?
Dan: Maybe not
They had talked about it before ha
YOU ARE READING
Love At First Text. Phan/Septiplier AU
FanfictionDan: HEY GUYS Dan: I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE A CHAT WITH ALL MY BUDDIES Mark: So those friends you talked about Mark: They were real?? Dan: -.- Mark: :D Phil: Dan I thought I was your best friend ;-; Dan: You are Dan: NOW BOND PEOPLE
