Dan: guess what
Phil: what
Dan: Not you
Ethan: What
Charlie: wHat
Mark: whAt
Tyler: whaT
Jack: is it just me or does what no longer look like a word
Jack: but what
Dan: Phil and I have a surprise for you
Dan: Well Jack and Felix do too
Jack: Do we?????
Dan: Yes just shut up and roll with it
Dan: FOR CHRISTMAS
Dan: WE'RE COMING TO AMERICA
Dan: ALL OF US
Jack: I didn't think that was set in stone? I thought it was just... I don't know a joke
Dan: So you aren't going?
Jack: I'll figure something out
Mark: JACK YOU BETTER COME HERE
Mark: OR I WILL COME OVER THERE, DISGUISE YOU AS A SACK OF POTATOES AND SMUGGLE YOU OVER HERE
Ethan: not much disguising is going to need to be done
Felix: YEET
Dan: people don't say that anymore Felix
Felix: Yeet...
Mark: Do you know any dates yet??
Dan: No but we will soon
Ethan: I'm freaking zAZZED
Tyler: English please?
Ethan: ...I'm excited
Mark: ME TOO
Mark: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY MOULDY IRISH POTATO
Jack: I'm not mouldy you carrot
Mark: My hair was red not orange you uncultured swine
Jack: Same thing, right red head?
Charlie: That is offensive to all gingers
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Love At First Text. Phan/Septiplier AU
FanficDan: HEY GUYS Dan: I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE A CHAT WITH ALL MY BUDDIES Mark: So those friends you talked about Mark: They were real?? Dan: -.- Mark: :D Phil: Dan I thought I was your best friend ;-; Dan: You are Dan: NOW BOND PEOPLE
