Dan: Jack hasn't been online in over a week
Mark: I know
Phil: Should we be worried?
Mark: I'm worried
Dan: Has he been uploading?
Mark: Yeah
Mark: He's not as happy though
Mark: I can tell
Dan: I'm pretty worried too
Phil: I have an idea
Phil: But we need to ask him for his address
Dan: Yeah because that won't make us look like stalkers
Mark: I don't care what we look like
Mark: I want to know he's okay
Dan: Okay then
Dan: Phil, you ask
Dan: You never give off bad vibes
Phil: Okay, one moment
*Jack and Phil's chat*
Phil: Jack
Phil: Jack
Phil: Jack
Phil: jAck
Phil: jaCk
Phil: jacK
Phil: I won't shut up until you reply
Phil: Jack
Phil: Jackaboy
Phil: Jackaboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Phil: Broccoliboii
Phil: J
Phil: A
Phil: C
Phil: K
Phil: I can see you're online
Phil: I have a question for you
Phil: It will take one second
Phil: I promise
Jack: Well you're persistent, aren't you?
Phil: :D
Phil: Trust me I'm not a stalker but I need to know where you live
Jack: no
Phil: Please
Phil: It's really important
Jack: How? You want to come to my house, murder me and steal all my stuff
Jack: I mean right now murder would be nice
Phil: No
Phil: It's almost your birthday and I wanted to send you something
Jack: It's September?? My birthday is ages away
Phil: Early present?
Jack: I don't trust you
Phil: We've been friends for a while now. I can't tell you but I need to know.
Jack: ...
Jack: Fine
Jack: If you murder me though
Phil: You won't be able to do anything because you'll be dead
Phil: But I won't murder you
Phil: Promise
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Love At First Text. Phan/Septiplier AU
FanfictionDan: HEY GUYS Dan: I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE A CHAT WITH ALL MY BUDDIES Mark: So those friends you talked about Mark: They were real?? Dan: -.- Mark: :D Phil: Dan I thought I was your best friend ;-; Dan: You are Dan: NOW BOND PEOPLE
