Dan: PHIL MADE ME PANCAKES WHAT A BEAN
Phil: Well I wanted some and I felt guilty not making you any so
Jack: I'm so alone
Dan: Oh yeah
Dan: YOU ALL NEED TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF
Dan: NAMES PRONOUNS ONE FUN FACT
Jack: What are you
Jack: A primary school teacher??
Dan: OH SHIT
Dan: ABORT
Dan: HE KNOWS *swan dives out of the room*
Jack: Why do you have friends
Dan: Because you suckers love me
Phil: True
Dan: :D
Dan: I'll start it off so you all get the idea
Dan: I AM DAN AND I USE THE PRONOUNS HE/HIM. FUN FACT I'M AS STRAIGHT AS A RAINBOW
Phil: I'm Phil and I use the same pronouns as Danny boy
Phil: Fun fact I live with that loser
Jack: Poor guy
Jack: I'm Seán and I also use those pronouns. Fun fact I like to be called Jack
Mark: Jack? Seán? They don't even sound similar
Jack: Leave me alone I don't have to justify my decisions
Mark: I'm Mark and I use he/him pronouns. I have a dog called Chica and she's the cutest thing in the entire world
Jack: ;-;
Mark: what
Mark: aRe YoU a CaT pErSoN
Mark: YOU ARE BANISHED FROM THE CHAT FOREVER
Jack: Noooo
Jack: *pouts* I just thought I was the cutest thing in the entire world
Dan: dayuuuuuuum trouble in paradise?
Mark: we met yesterday Dan
Mark: And also Jack I don't even know what you look like how am I supposed to know you're cuter than my doge
Jack: SELFIE TIME
Jack: tis I
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Mark: damn you are pretty cute
Mark: Chica's still cuter though soryr
Mark: *sorry
Jack: :(
Dan: REJECTED
Mark: I have to go record now so byeeee
Phil: Firstly Jack, you're adorable
Phil: Second... record?
Jack: *mumbles* at least someone agrees
Mark: Yeah record? I'm a YouTuber
Jack: OH SHIT ME TOO WHAT'S YOUR CHANNEL DUDE
Mark: Markiplier
Jack: wHAT
Mark: did I type it wrong or something?
Jack: YOU ARE FUCKING MARKIPLIER
Mark: I don't think that's possible but sure
Jack: excuse me for a moment
Jack: *screams*
Jack: *coughs* Your videos are pretty cool
Mark: Thank you ^-^
Jack: I have a YouTube channel too but I'm nowhere near as popular as you
Jack: Jacksepticeye
Mark: Maybe we could collab sometime?
Jack: *dies*
Phil: Me and Dan have channels too by the way! I'm AmazingPhil and Dan's is just Daniel Howell
Dan: Dan and I
Phil: What?
Dan: It's Dan and I
Dan: Also are we not going to talk about Jack being dead or
Phil: Grammar nerd
Dan: I'll take that as a no
There are random photos in this fic so I had to stalk their Instagrams. Ngl I enjoyed it. On Mark's I found this gem
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Soul Eater is my favourite anime so this is just amazing haha
Also I found out that Jack (before his green hair) used to pull sO MANY FACES SO IT IS HARD TO FIND A PICTURE OF HIM SMILING NICELY
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Love At First Text. Phan/Septiplier AU
FanficDan: HEY GUYS Dan: I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE A CHAT WITH ALL MY BUDDIES Mark: So those friends you talked about Mark: They were real?? Dan: -.- Mark: :D Phil: Dan I thought I was your best friend ;-; Dan: You are Dan: NOW BOND PEOPLE
