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{ private chat between — RDJ and Scarls }

Scarls:
Planning a wedding is hard

RDJ:
It depends on how big the wedding is

Scarls:
We're not planning something huge for obvious reasons

Scarls:
But even then there is so much thought that goes into everything

RDJ:
Yeah but it's your very special day that you probably want to perfect

Scarls:
Okay but here's the thing Robert, apparently everyone gets a say on what happens

Scarls:
It's apparently a community day

RDJ:
Oh yeah, I forgot about the parents

Scarls:
What did you do to stop everyone from joining in?

RDJ:
Well obviously it was Susan and my day, we knew what we wanted and what we didn't like so we made sure to do just that

RDJ:
Your family can help you but in the end make sure it's what you want because you don't want to be fussing over it on your wedding day

Scarls:
So what should I say to my mom?

RDJ:
Tell her to fuck off, nicely

Scarls:
That isn't very nice

RDJ:
Maybe not but it's effective

RDJ:
What are you doing now?

Scarls:
Eating 'healthy' food

RDJ:
I see

RDJ:
And the twins

Scarls:
Oh we don't have to worry about them

RDJ:
What did Chris do to them

Scarls:
Oh god no, they're just with our parents

Scarls:
They're fighting for their affection

RDJ:
Aww man I should have joined

Scarls:
They would have pulverized you

RDJ:
Yeah they probably would have

Scarls:
Buy yesterday I went dress searching

RDJ:
Really did you take any pictures?

Scarls:
Yeah I need your opinion

RDJ:
I'm great at giving them

Scarls:

Scarls:

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RDJ:I actually really love it

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RDJ:
I actually really love it

Scarls:
Which one?

RDJ:
The one you're showing me?

RDJ:
OH

RDJ:
They're all different

RDJ:
You're better off asking someone else

Scarls:
Yes I realized

RDJ:
But they look really nice either way, whichever one you pick will still look great on you

Scarls:
Thanks

Scarls:
So have you taken the time to consider my question?

RDJ:
your question?

RDJ:
Oh yes I have

Scarls:
Oh god I'm sorry is this weird to you?

RDJ:
No no, I'm actually really happy you asked

RDJ:
It'd be an honor to walk you down the aisle

Scarls:
Robert and you being serious right now

RDJ:
Of course I am, I wouldn't have it any other way and besides who else is going to talk about the times you've failed on the set of iron man 2?

Scarls:
Robert I'm actually crying

Scarls:
Thank you so much

RDJ:
No problem bean, now the attention will also be on me

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