Transparent [Kellic]

16. Dad's A Cock Block

Kellin's p.o.v:

"Bert and Ernie are just brothers!"

"Bert and Ernie are totally gay!"

"No they're brothers and only brothers! Stop making everything gay just because you want it to be Vic!"

"I have to, it's the gay agenda!" The long haired Mexican argues. "Everything I touch becomes gay, it's fucking magic bro!"

"Kellin, will you please tell your boyfriend he's wrong please." Mike asks calmly, directing his attention towards me and ignoring his brother who has gone red in the face because of this stupid argument.

"Ladies, ladies, you're both pretty...can I go now?" I retort sarcastically, laughing at their annoyed reactions.

"You're no help." Mike states, giving me a dirty look.

"You're just realizing this now? I've been living in San Diego for like, three months now."

"Yeah, I know you have. Vic never fucking shuts up about your two month anniversary that's coming up. He's being all ooey gooey about it."

"Well excuse me if I'm excited that I've been dating this wonderful boy for almost two months, okay?" Vic quickly defends himself, gesturing to me like I'm the worlds biggest trophy.

Kissing the shorter boy on the lips for a short second, I grin at him as I pull away, so content with everything in this moment.

Vic had invited me over to his house to hang out and we got about half way through watching a movie before Mike decided he wanted to join in and make sure we weren't going to have sex or whatever.

Some how, the conversation of the movie we were watching about cowboys, drifted to Bert and Ernie, which of course ended with arguing and the three of us laying on the carpeted floor because the couch was deemed "unfit for arguing." By Vic and Mike.

"That's pretty gay, Vic." I state jokingly.

"Come on, I'm not even the gayest person in the room."

"You're right...Mike is." I add sarcastically.

"Wait what?!?" Jolting up from his relaxed, laying down position on the floor, the snap back wearing teen looks at the two of us, eyebrows furrowed as he scratches his collar bone uneasily.

"Don't piss your pants giraffe boy, it was just a joke." I laugh nervously, afraid that I actually might have upset him.

"Oh, yeah okay." He laughs as he gets up. "Tony's coming over soon, so I'm just gonna wait upstairs for him, no fucking in the living room while I'm gone." He orders jokingly, or at least I hope he's joking.

The tall boy makes his way up the stairs, staring at his phone the whole way up and almost tripping over a few stairs. A moment later a door closes, signaling that he's in his room.

"When Tony gets here they're probably going to play loud music and annoy the shit out of us, so do you want to go for a walk or something?"

"I would love to." I answer with a timid smile, a blush appearing on my face because even though me and Vic have been dating for over a month now and he does cute shit like this all the time, I still act like a fangirling thirteen year old around him, but to be fair, he's still like that with me too.

It's kind of our thing to both be really awkward... but in a cute way of course.

Slowly, the tanned teenager gets up off the ground, offering a hand to me, which I gratefully take as he pulls me to my feet. "Where do you want to go?" He asks, my hand still in his, no intention of letting go.