Stone Cold

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A/N: here's the ages of the McClain's, just so it's helpful at least
Luis: 28
Marco: 26
Veronica: 24
Lance and Rachel: 17
Dani: 14
Milo: 9
Chloe: 5

There are no niece and nephew, yet.
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"Everyone up!" Lance banged his hands against the walls down the hall as he heard groans and whines from his siblings in their rooms.

"Milo come on kid," lance went into his youngest brothers room and tugged at his ankle but was kicked at.

"Dani's going to get the shower first, you take ten minute than her fourty minutes," Lance whispered in his ear and shook his shoulders. Milo looked at lance quickly and ran out to the bathroom as Dani was walking already to it stretching her arms.

"Milo no!" Dani screamed seeing the nine year old slamming the door behind him.

"Milo!" She hit the door frustratedly.

"I made eggs and toast, I'll let you have extra bacon, by then he'll be out," Lance told his little sister as he walked to dani and Chloe's room to wake up the youngest of them all.

"I'm taking his bacon, fucking asshole!" Dani hit the door going downstairs as Milo was laughing from the inside.

"Chloe?" Lance opened the door as he saw his baby sister putting on mix match socks with a skirt and tee shirt.

"Your already awake?" He smiled kneeling in front of her as he helped her put on shoes.

"Yea Milo took to long in the bathroom yesterday so I got up earlier to brush my teeth, see?" Chloe beamed brightly at her brother as lance scooped her up with a chuckle.

"You just to smart for this house," Lance put her on his hip as Chloe giggled at him as he walked into Veronica's room.

"V, up and at them, we need a real adult," lance flipped on her lights as Veronica was buried under her covers and face in her pillow.

"I got home at one," she groaned.

"Yea and I have three kids to get out the door for school, have you seen Rachel?" Lance asked standing near her.

"Haven't seen her since I left," Veronica sent him a look as lance sighed putting Chloe down.

"Go pour some juice, I'll be there in a moment," he kissed her head and let chloe run out of the room.

"Luis took her for a job interview since she was kicked out of her last one, I havent seen her home otherwise," Lance explained as Veronica sat up running a hand through her short hair as he handed her her glasses.

"So she's probably in jail by now for something," Veronica sighed standing up.

"I'll call the station before work, I'm sure Coran would be a pal about it," Lance walked out as he went to take care of the kids down stairs.

"Alight milos our, Dani your in," Lance saw his little brother shaking his wet hair out making Dani glare but she ran up the stairs with a cuss in Spanish making lance snap his head to her.

"I heard that! Don't call Milo a bitch!" Lance yelled up at her as Dani slammed the door behind her while Milo snickered.

"Takes one to know one," Milo smiled up at lance as he stole some bacon from his little brothers plate.

"You got me there kid," Lance smirked back.

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"Alright everyone out, Dani get chloe to class, Milo you better not stop to take a homeless mans pipe again for show and tell," lance threw milos shoes to the nine year old as he groaned while Chloe put on dirty sneakers as she stuck her tongue out trying to tie them on her own.

"Need help?" Lance knelt in front of her.

"I can't get it," Chloe pouted crossing her arms.

"Don't worry babes, you'll get it," lance chuckled tying her shoes as Dani jumped from the stares while lance finished.

"Hey, take em out, no McClain is a stuffer or a stripper," Lance turned to her and Dani crossed her arms.

"If I'm Latino why can't I get the body of one? No tits and no ass," Dani took out tissues from her bra and threw them away as lance pulled up her top more frowning.

"Not all Latinos get that, but you have a sexy skinny figure," Veronica walked past her on her phone.

"It'll come, v's just jealous cause she has no tits," Lance smirked at Dani but cried out when Veronica threw her boot at him.

"Alright avoid stepping on the shitty parental figure, you might get a disease," Lance motioned the kids to get out of the house and onto school.

"Bye papa," Chloe waved behind her as she walked out and the other two exited leaving lance and Veronica.

"I gotta go to work, are you going to be home tonight?" Lance asked going to the dryer to grab jeans and a tank top.

"Yea Yea, I'll be home," Veronica grabbed a bra from the dryer as she went up stairs to get ready.

"No point in showering," Lance sighed grabbing his boots and his wallet as he went outside to walk to work.

Lance grabbed a pack of cigarettes and lit one while he walked to work. Inhaling the risks of the damages it creates.

But what's the difference when what's on the outside is just as fucked up as the inside.