Ryuzaki: *enters the studio through a smoke* I am Hidden Ninjaman of Despair, the Des, Ryuzaki Mikazuchi! And this is the third Spiral Terra QnA! How did that lazy fuck Shida wrote fifteen weekly chapters? Fuck, not even I know. But hey, we here baby.
Maverick: BOOM BOOM I'M EXPO, IS YOU MIND BOOM BOOM?
Ryuzaki: He sounds like a Shika. We have some questions this week so elt's get riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh INTO EM FUCKIN' SHITPOSTS!
Q) To Hikaru-
Become female this Q n A
Hikaru: I gotchu. *starts flexing his muscles until a pair of boobs pops oup in his chest* Ay! Now Fujiko can't slap me 'cuz I ain't a pervy male! Thank chu Foxie-kun o3o
Fujiko: Mother- *loads shotgun* I'M GOING BRITISH HUNTING TONIGHT!
Q) To Hikaru-
Ask if Aijou's boobs are real
Hikaru: ... Are your- *slapped*
Q) To Aijou-
Make Ichigo your special food fill it with chicken bones
Aijou: Hai! >:3
Ichigo: PASS CARD! I DON'T WANT TO- *chokes on a bone*
Q) To Fujiko-
What clan did you use before OTT?
Fujiko: I used a very soul based-
STOP THIS QUESTION, THAT IS A SECRET UNTIL THE SEQUEL!
Q) To Fujiko and Ryuuga-
Admit it, you two like each other I need the ship to sail
Ryuuga: She almost broke my ribs though...
Fujiko: His best friend is Hikaru for fuck's sake.
Hikaru: YEEEEEE COOKIE UNERSTANDS OWO
Q) To Hikaru-chan-
Have a one on one katana match with Emon
Hikaru: Wait but I don't have a-
Emon: *attacks*
Hikaru: AH! *runs away*
Q) To Expo-
You have an orgasm named after you are you proud
Maverick: Hey, it's something they gave me in Z World and Cray's Collapse so. Using Artilleryman for it ain't even that bad. The deck isn't a holy shi-
Ryuzaki: MAVERICK!
Maverick: ASS! THE DECK ISN'T A HOLY ASS! *looks at the sky* A GOLDEN ASS IS DESCENDING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Q) To Hikaru-
Pull a Expogasm or Fujiko gets 20 more slaps no you can't skip this
Hikaru: Nah I'm good. Pulling an Expogasm as a girl must be impossible. Go ahead Queenie, slap me.
Fujiko: I can't slap a fellow female..... *grabs axe* I hate you Fox...
Hikaru: I wuv chu Fokkun o3o
Q) To Fujiko-
If you get any slaps in Q n A, they're doubled. This will become the "Double Multiplier Fujiko Slap" Card a.k.a the DMFS and will be online for all Q n A onwards
Fujiko: My slaps are useless............. DAMN YOU ENGLISHMAN!
Hikaru: Must be that time of the- *slapped by someone who isn't Fujiko*
Q) To Ryuuga-
Grab Fujiko's tits
Ryuuga: I.... Can I not...?
Hikaru: YOU RAN OUT OF PASS CARDS! AH!
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Cardfight!! Vanguard: Spiral Terra
RandomSet 28 years after the end of "Cardfight!! Vanguard G: Z World", the story of Spiral Terra follows the life of Ryuuga Sawada, a young boy with the dream of traveling the world. In his quest to see every single bit of the world, he is lead to Ryuzaki...
