Ryuzaki: *enters the studio* There was an idea. To bring together an impressive cast of different characters with the goal of making our beloved readers laugh. *pulls out his Gucci handkerchief and cleans his tear* I lose ISIS.
Inu: *from the sound room* HE MEANS THE JOYNER LUCAS AND LOGIC SONG!
Ryuzaki: My ass was waiting to make that joke. *rips open his suit to reveal a new suit* WELCOME EVERYBODY TO THE FINAL SPIRAL TERRA QNA! OUR SPECIAL QUESTS ARE NONE OTHER THAN EVERYONE'S FAVOUR SLAP GIRL, CHEEK SPREADING GUY, LAST NAME CALLING GUY AND THE ANXIOUS BALL DURING 15 CHAPTERS! SAY HELLO TO THE MAIN FOUR!
Ryuuga: *enters the studio* Thanks for joining us on our final QnA!
Fujiko: *follows him and waves* Thank you!
Emon: *follows them* It's appreciated.
Hikaru: *jumps through a window* YA YEET THE FINAL QNA BABY!
Ryuzaki: Before I shove your asses into Fox's SAO, Im gonna do Cookie's dare.
Q) To Ryuzaki-
Get la chankla and smack Masato
Ryuzaki: *smacks Masato with the infinity chankle*
Masato: Mr. Mikazuchi I don't feel so good... *his revenge turns to dust*
Ryuuga: Wait did you say SAO-
Q) To Ryuuga, Hikaru, Fujiko and Emon-
You have just been transported to a fantasy world, and are together to form the party known as "Spiral Terra". There are 4 roles: Knight, Magician, Priest and Brawler.
Knight: Uses swords for close range combat
Magician: Uses magic for mid range combat
Priest: Uses holy water for long range combat; ability to heal party
Brawler: Uses fists for close range combat; ability to strengthen party Choose one.
This will be your class for the rest of the Q n A.
Ryuuga: GODDAMMIT!
Emon: I have a katana, I choose Knight.
Ryuuga: Ah fuck it, I go with Brawler.
Fujiko: *sighs* Im the girl so I guess I go with P-
Hikaru: DIBS ON THE PRIEST!
Fujiko: Magician it is.
Ryuzaki: *from the narrator room* And so, our heroes started their own quest! This is The Rising of the Spiral Terra Heroes! Together, they will-
*leaves the marketing room* Actually they will do this in their own individual parts until they reunite because otherwise this will become a confusing fuckfest.
Ryuzaki: It sounds fair.
The Rising of the Spiral Terra Heroes Chapter 1: Ryuuga the Fisting Man
Q) To Spiral Terra-
Now that you've chosen your class, what will you do next? Will you:
A) Train yourselves
B) Explore a dungeon
C) Find shelter
D) Try to get the fuck outta here
Depending on what you answer, answer the following questions.
Ryuuga: *looks at his fists* This fists will pierce anything! I choose B! *runs off to a random dungeon* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ryuzaki: And so, he went to a dungeon.
Inu: *plays a war background theme*
Q) To B) Explore a dungeon-
You reckless traveller! The first enemy is a zombie at the entrance. Due to your inexperience, you rush in and try and fight it, but get injured in the process. What now?
A) Continue fighting it
B) Run away
C) Call for help
D) Join with the rest of your party
YOU ARE READING
Cardfight!! Vanguard: Spiral Terra
RandomSet 28 years after the end of "Cardfight!! Vanguard G: Z World", the story of Spiral Terra follows the life of Ryuuga Sawada, a young boy with the dream of traveling the world. In his quest to see every single bit of the world, he is lead to Ryuzaki...
