Ryuzaki: *busts into the studio inside a truck* WE'RE BACK FO THE SIXTH QNA BITCHES! AND WE ARE DOING IT WITH THE BIG TRUCKS! MAN IF ONLY WE COULD SHOVE THIS TRUCK INTO SOMEBODY'S LIVING ROOM!
Maxios: *in the crowd*THAT'S OFFENSIVE! FOR IZANOKU!
Ryuzaki: *gets out of the truck* Ladies and gentlement, welcome to the sixth QnA of Spiral Terra! Thank you for staying with us for the past 31 weeks, it means alot to us! But you aren't ehre to listen to me thanking you, you're here to see dumb commericals, even dumber dares and see is Ryuuga and Fujiko finally hit it off! Our special gues to day is my own son, Kaido!
Maverick: He isn't here.
Ryuzaki: Wha- THEN WHERE IS HE?!
Kaido: *driving his yacht with wheels attached to it through the streets*
Sakate: THIS IS A BAD IDEA!
Strelzia: LET'S GO SEE HIKARU-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Emma: I HATE YOU KAIDO!
Kaido: *busts down one of the walls of the studio using his yacht* And I love you too. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Kaido Mikazuchi, son of that garbage rich man and I just shoved a yach through your walls.
Audience: KAIDO! KAIDO! KAIDO! KAIDO! KAIDO!
Ryuzaki: *squint* They prefer him over me.... MAVERICK CUT TO THE DARES!
Q) To Hikaru-
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DISAPEAR WHEN RYUUFUJI IS SAILING?!
Hikaru: BECAUSE I WAS THE BAD GUY FOR LIKE 9 CHAPTERS IM SORRY ÒWÓ
Strelzia: HE'S SORRY ÒWÓ
Ryuuga: It could always not sail...
Hikaru: *slaps Ryuuga* NONESENSE!
Fujiko: *slaps Hikaru into the next continent*
Hikaru: SHE SLAPPED ME BECAUSE I SLAPPED RYUUGA THIS COUNTS AS SHIPPING MOMENT AND NOW I'M BLASTING OFF AGAIN!
Ryuuga and Fujiko: T-THIS PROVES NOTHING!
Q) To Hikaru-
Be the priest in RyuuFuji's wedding okie? Owo
Hikaru: Say owo. No owo. More owo.
Ryuuga: WE WENT THROUGH IT ONCE I'M NOT DOING IT AGAIN!
Fujiko: SAME HERE!
Ryuzaki: I'M NOT FLYING THE CAST TO THE BAHAMAS AGAIN!
Hikaru: You... Will... DO IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *tackels Ryuzaki*
Inu: *sleeping in the recording room*
Riku: Oh poor thing, he had too much fun wasting his paycheck. Play the commercials.
(Too early for one? It dun' matter)
Hikaru: Need a priest for a wedding? Hire me, Father Hikaru! I will discover if the two people are the perfect ship! If they are, I shall marry! If they aren't, they shall feel the same Yuuto felt when he was born!
Ryuuga: Which was?
Hikaru: They shall know that they were mistakes.
Ryuuga: Isn't that... Harsh?
Hikaru: Maybe. But you know what also is harsh?
Ryuuga: What?
Hikaru: Wait for this commercial to end.
(What is the harsh thing he mentioned?)
Hikaru: But you know what also is harsh?
Ryuuga: Again, what?
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Cardfight!! Vanguard: Spiral Terra
RandomSet 28 years after the end of "Cardfight!! Vanguard G: Z World", the story of Spiral Terra follows the life of Ryuuga Sawada, a young boy with the dream of traveling the world. In his quest to see every single bit of the world, he is lead to Ryuzaki...
