Ryuzaki: Welp, here we go, volume 5 is over, Act II started, Hikaru is a baddie, Taira is a baddie, Hisano is a baddie, even Kaminari is a baddie, and Yuichiro didn't joined my ninja team.
Yuichiro: Again, fucking weeb.
Ryuzaki. Staph, I'm not a weeb! And also, WELCOME TO THE FIFTH QUESTION AND ANSWERS OF SPIRAL TERRA! WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 26 WEEKS, YEET! WHY 26?! BECAUSE SHIDA WAS A DUMBASS AND TOOK A BREAK!
Fuck you too, you lose most of your relevancy in volume 6.
Ryuzaki: Wha- YOU ASSHOLE! PEOPLE, WHAT IS HE?!
Audience: AN ASSHOLE!
Ryuzaki: SUCK IT BITCH!
Maverick: Hey Ryuzu, come fill this up real click. *points to laptop*
Ryuzaki: Aight.
Yuichiro: Nani the fuck.
Ryuzaki: Now I'm a certified priest under the mentership of the rejected Colourful Pastrale cast. Why did I had to it?
Maverick: Cuz QnA.
Ryuzaki: Oh yeha, that's a thing. But now that I'm a priest... *pulls panta down and flashes his pee pee to the audience* WHADDYA THINK?!
Audience: SMALL PEE PEE!
Ryuzaki: *enters the studio holding a mug and smashes it on the other Ryuzaki's head* Get out of my show, Iku.
Inu: *removes his Ryuzaki mask* My self esteem...
Maverick: Everyone still thinks that you have a holy small pee pee! *golden version of Inu's small pee pee falls from the sky* Oh not this shit again.
Ryuzaki: Deja vu time. HEY RIKU!
Riku: *drops from the skY* YEET!
Ryuzaki: *moves out of the way, making Riku crash through the floor*
Riku: Oh my legs... Next time pay me to become Maxios...
Maxios: *actually driving his card towards the studio because his dumbass brain forgot to set the alarm clock to 9* Shit shit shit, I'll get late to tell people that things are offensive!
Audience: *waiting for Maxios to say something*
Ryuzaki: Guess he isn't here today. *shrugs* Anyway, welcome to the fifth-
Maxios: *enters the studio panting* That's... That's... Give me a sec... *sits on his usual seat* Okay let's get into it... THAT'S OFFENSIVE!
Audience: *goes wild over Maxios' catchphrase*
Maverick: *sheds a prideful tear*
Ryuzaki: *applaudes* Give this man an Oscar! But since this is the CCEU, give him an Alex!
Payic: *gives Maxios a literal copy of an Oscar prize*
Maxios: Thank you, thank you. I would like to thank my fake fiance, my dead brother Y-
Ryuzaki: Fox crippled Yza's relevancy good.
Maxios: HEY THAT'S OFFENSIVE!
Yuichiro: *sips on his beer* Wonder how I can get my own add in this show.
Guy that threw Maverick out of a window in #24: *enters the studio* I'M BACK!
Yuichiro: Welp, time for another bar fight!
Maverick: HOLY BAR FIGHT!
Inu: *rolled into a ball ever since the audience called him out on his small pee pee* Roll some commercials...
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Cardfight!! Vanguard: Spiral Terra
RandomSet 28 years after the end of "Cardfight!! Vanguard G: Z World", the story of Spiral Terra follows the life of Ryuuga Sawada, a young boy with the dream of traveling the world. In his quest to see every single bit of the world, he is lead to Ryuzaki...
