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Finally... BI Fans. We. Have. Made. It. Through. The. Days. Of. Drama. There is always a rainbow after a hurricane. The official Blonde Ivory Twitter released the tour date. February Twenty-Fifth. February Twenty-Fifth. February Twenty-Fifth. Mark your cat calendars. Tell your teachers ahead of time that you'll be taking off of school on that day just so you can have hours dedicated to commemorate such a special occasion. My parents were told just when I found out a couple of hours ago, so they can't feign surprise.
In case you don't know, I'll list the tour destinations down below. Stay tuned because when they said a worldwide tour, they meant hella heavy:
Los Angeles- February 25th
Vancouver- February 30th
New York City- March 4th
Lisbon- March 10th
Madrid- March 13th
Dublin- March 17th
London- March 19th
Paris- March 22nd
Munich- March 24th
Rome- March 28th
Cairo- April 2nd
Amsterdam- April 9th
Vienna- April 13th
Moscow- April 20th
Bangkok- April 28th
Tokyo- May 7th
Auckland- May 11th
Brisbane- May 15th
Sydney- May 17th
Brasilia- May 25th
Santiago- May 30th
Mexico City- June 6th
San Francisco- June 14th
If you found yourself not really giving a shit about the locations or the dates, then you'll find yourself here. Which is where you'll find the last and final discussion of the tea that has been released. I've been through this many times, but since I'm in such a good mood, I'll discuss the new shit one last time.
A lot of us were worried that with the new hot tea, that the tour would actually end up being cancelled. You know. Because management released the tour dates and locations before Macha had come out with this NEW information. However, they haven't given any word on canceling. That's good news for us. I'm not sure if it's necessarily good news for Macha.
The tea obviously being that she's pregnant. Two pregnancies in this drama...? Really. That's honestly why I know this shit can't be fake. Like... Management wouldn't be dumb enough to think we'd believe it. The only way this would be brought to our attention is if it's real. Which obviously means that it is.
If that makes sense. Hint: It doesn't.
Regardless, I'm happy for her and Arlo. I mean... As a fanfiction writer, it would've been so much more satisfying and romantic if it were Marco's, but it's Arlo's sadly. They haven't given us word as to if Marco and Macha have broken up due to her pregnancy, so I'm not going to assume that they have. There also has never been any point in time besides when they were in school that I thought that Arlo and Macha would've dated. They don't really seem like the type to get along or last forever, you know.
They seem like the couple you'd see at school and be like: HOW??? Because everyone else knows that they have separate interests and personalities. Like, there's clearly someone else out there better for them. You know? Like some random ass nerd who wears sweater vests for Arlo while Macha can get with me.
No, but in all seriousness. It actually shocks me that they didn't cancel the tour. Genuinely, no negative percussions have happened since Macha said she was pregnant. None of them have even gone onto social media to address it. I think it has to do with the fact that they're trying to focus all the attention on the tour, and they're trying to reduce any and all press towards Macha's baby as possible. I mean, she let us know at the very least. I can respect that. It is none of our business after all.
It is so weird though that we're expecting to see two babies in this fandom in the near future. Taelyn's and now Macha's. It's crazy. Obviously I know that they're all having sex (besides Kasey, of course), but it never really sets in until you find out they're having a baby. What a quick way to be launched into adulthood.
If I'm honest, I'm expecting them to cancel the tour. Call me crazy, but tour conditions cannot be good for a pregnant woman or her baby. I'm no doctor. One of you guys should google it. I don't know.
What I do know is that I'm excited for this album to be released, goodness gracious. I want to know all of the songs they've worked on. I mean, we've got Languid, Scarlet, Rest-Stop, and Anxiety and Ekko. I want some new shit now. I need new songs to cry myself to sleep to.
Speaking of crying myself to sleep, I failed my finals. Guess which dumb hoe is going to make up all of his classes next semester? This dumb thot, right here. Am I angry? Yes. Am I disappointed? Yes. Am I surprised? Not one bit. Not at all. Not one single vein in my body is shocked. Not one of my remaining few brain cells is even a little bit astonished.
I may be a dumb bitch, but at least I know I'm a dumb bitch. The girls better keep the drama shit low key and to a minimum because I'm not sure if I'm allowed to blame my failing grades on them anymore. Especially if I want my parents to let me listen to them. My mother literally had the audacity to threaten the internet if I didn't pull my grades up next semester. So yeah. If at any point you notice I haven't updated when I should be updating, just know it's because my mom hates me and wants me to die a lonely ass bitch.
Anyways, so that's the tea. Those are the tour dates and locations, assuming nothing gets canceled because of Macha's pregnancy. No tea or shade, but I was fully expecting that if the tour was going to be canceled that it'd be because of Hayden. Not Macha. Sometimes it really be your own Queens.
Later hoes. Mama needs to watch funny Blonde Ivory compilations before my heart explodes. FYI, if anyone has any of their fetus photos, please send them in. I'm going through nostalgic BI phase and I need help. Thanks, babes.
-MEMMY
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