A/N: THIS IS LOWKEY FUNNY
WARNINGS: NONE JUST JUGHEAD GETTING MAD
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- let's get one thing straight
- everyone knows you're jughead's girl
- no one talks to you in that way
- cause they know jughead will probably fuck them up
- until a new student joined riverdale high
- he wasn't the brightest
- he joined the bulldogs
- he was "attractive"
- so he was basically a clone of archie with blonde hair
(kj i'm so sorry i love you HAHAHA)
- but the thing with him was
- he didn't pick up girls the same way reggie or moose would
- he flirts with them
- its not like sneaky flirting
- its hardcore pick up lines that you could spot form a mile away
- but somehow you were a little oblivious to it
- you were at your locker getting ready to leave so you can meet jughead outside for pop's
- until he came
- you were minding your own business, tidying up a little while crossing off the homework you had already gotten done
- that's when his shoulder leaned against the locker next to yours
- you looked up slightly confused
"hi..?"
- he smirked running one of his hands through his golden locks
"what's a fine girl like yourself doing here all alone?"
- you shut your locker picking up your bag
"i'm getting ready to-"
- of course the douche didn't let you finish
"i wouldn't mind taking a fine lady like yourself out."
- you raised an eyebrow as he continued
"listen, i didn't know what love was until i saw you."
- normally girls would giggle and blush
- but did you
- nope
- you just
- blinked
- you blinked hoping the ground would swallow you
- you felt a familiar hand rest on your shoulder
- jughead
"is everything okay? i was wondering where you were."
- the blonde crossed his arms glaring at jughead
"and you are?"
"her boyfriend, and you?"
- the guys eyes widened
- it didn't help that jughead was wearing his serpent jacket to scare the little shit some more
"did you need something? or were you just leaving?"
- he nodded
"yeah i-i'm gone."
- he sprinted down the hallway
- as soon as he was out of sight you broke into laughter
- jughead was confused
"were they that bad?"
- you calmed down tilting your head
"what? the pick up lines or-"
- jughead's eyebrows bounced
"the pickup lines?"
- you rolled your eyes saying forget about it until jughead was racing down the hallway again
- guess you'll be spending your time with veronica at pop's
