A/N: ITS BEEN AWHILE!!! sorry school has been taking over my life and i haven't been able to write often!!
WARNINGS: VERY LITTLE BLOOD MENTION
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- omg
- so basically jug had to get his wisdom teeth pulled ya know
- normal it has to happen for some people at one point
- jughead on laughing gas was definitely something you'd want to see
- so you waited in the waiting room for him
- when the dentist finally opened the door signaling you
- jesus
- his cheeks were slightly chubbier and he could barely keep his eyes open
- he looked cute obviously cause it's jughead
- he was awake but honestly couldn't give a shit that you were in the room
- the dentist explained that he'll be off laughing gas in the next hour or so
- to take him home let him rest etc etc
- but when you were walking him to the car
- jughead thought it would be a good idea to not look both ways and almost run in front of a moving vehicle
- "oh my god jug what the hell is wrong with you?!"
- "i didn't see the car."
- you shook your head and buckled jughead into the car as if he was in first grade
- on the way home you expected jughead to fall asleep
- but jughead didn't get a wink of sleep
- "you look oddly familiar."
- here we go
- "do i?"
- jughead nodded
- "maybe cause i'm your girlfriend."
- jughead scoffed crossing his arms
- "yeah right, trying to get me to cheat on my actual girlfriend."
- you pressed your lips together not letting a giggle escape
- "uh huh."
- jughead started poking at the gauze in his mouth
- "why does it feel like ... like ... like a pillow in my mouth— ohmygod why is it red? am i dying?"
- "no keep it in you're supposed to keep it in."
- jughead whines tossing in his seat
- "it's annoying me i wanna take it out."
- he started reaching in his mouth
- "forsythe keep it in your mouth!"
- "whos forsythe?"
- "jughead jones the third-"
- jughead pilled his hands out of his mouth
- "fine crazy lady sheesh."
- you weren't even halfway home
- "if you take a shower and use a towel to dry your clean body, how is the towel dirty?"
- "did you know that ice is technically water having a boner?"
- you regret not just letting archie take him home
- "hey lady i don't even know your name."
- "y/n."
- "that's my girlfriends name wow, small world."
- "i am your girlfriend."
- jughead narrowed his eyes
- "lol no ur not"
- "yes i am"
- "tell me something only she knows!"
- "when you were a kid you liked running in your home with only a cape on."
- he squinted
- "y/n! when did you get here?"
- eventually when you got home
- jughead knocked out in his bed
- when he woke up and you explained everything that he said
- he was honestly shocked
- "that doesn't sound like me."
- "it was you jug, just as sarcastic."
- he laid back
- "yeah right"
