Destiel Oneshots (Ger/Eng)

15 - A Simple Text [Eng]

"You gotta be kidding me."
Dean enters the bunker, his eyes are pinned to his phone. Sam looks up in confusion, obviously waiting for Dean to go on. As seconds pass, he slowly starts to get impatient while Dean seems to be lost in thought again, still staring at his phone.
"Dude, what is it?", Sam finally asks, which makes Dean look up and meet his brother's eyes. He snorts loudly, rolling his eyes.

"Cas, this son of a bitch, just texted me and asked if I'm free tonight. But, you know, it sounded like he was asking for a date."

"Aaaand, what's bad about that?", the taller one of the Winchester's asked smirking.
"He cheesily asked me per text? Thihihi? No god damn it, you know exactly what I mean. It sounded like he was asking for a date, that's weird... Also for real, by text? I mean that's not very- Gosh, I sound like a woman right now."
He again rolls his eyes and sighs deeply.

"Yeah. Yeah, you do", his brother replies with a chuckle after which he puts the book he was just reading away. He knows what's really going on. "Look, Dean, there's no need to be nervous, okay? He seems to be just as nervous as you are if he asked you per text, right?"
"No, that's the thing. I don't think he's nervous about anything, he just suddenly tries to act human even more than before. He even used a fucking emoji on me! Can you imagine that?"

Sam tries to hold back a laugh. His brother is still acting like a teenage girl and doesn't even notice it. At the same time the brunette just finds it funny that Dean tries to cover up the fact he's excited about this text. Like, big time. It's pretty obvious actually.
Eventually, Sam raises an eyebrow.
"You know, Dean, we've talked about this many times before. You can always talk to me, honestly. You don't have to cover up the truth, I know it kind of excites you to imagine to go on a date with him, just admit it already!"
Now there's just silence flooding the motel room. A silence that speaks for itself.
With that confirmation in mind Sam tries to think of his next words. After a few seconds he speaks up again: "Hypothetically speaking: If you were madly in love with him, would-"
"I am not madly in love with him", Dean interrupts his brother, giving him a death stare.
"Well, no need to be that feisty, gurl, I was hypothetically speaking, I told you that. So, if you were, would it be scary to you that it seemingly was no obvious 'asking for a date' thing?"
At this point you can see Dean's face muscles tense up to the maximum. He lets out another annoyed sigh. "Yes, yes, who wouldn't be scared of that?" - "Okay, so how would you find out if he was actually trying to ask you out?"

Dean throws his hands up in the air.
"I don't know, that's what's stressing me out so much! It's also kind of... confusing."
"Ha, gotcha!", Sam declares without hesitation. Dean just confirmed that all this was not just happening in theory. Before he can say anything else, Sam just goes on: "Man, just ask him! What's weird about that? I mean you don't even have to make it obvious. Oh and: You can use an emoji." Now he's grinning again, which upsets Dean once more.

Why can't his brother just be serious about this? It's already embarrassing enough, really.

"Okay, stop. I can't hear anymore about this. I'll just ask what he had in mind, that should be fine."
He does that immediately to finally find out what's going on.

"Oh and Sam?"
"Yeah?"
"Please never give me any kind of advice like this again, will ya?"
"I personally think I did good, but alright, if you completely want to suck at the relationship game, please", Sam retorts while whipping his hair back.
Dean just snorts once again and doesn't add anything anymore, because his eyes are once again pinned to his phone.

"I think we just had the most unnecessary conversation ever."
"Why?", Sam asks confused, tilting his head back.
"He answered." Dean doesn't sound too happy about it. Sam's already feeling pity for him.
"What'd he say?"
"Well he just meant to ask me to come to talk to him later today. About a new case."

Dean sighs and starts to walk towards the door. He just wants to get some fresh air right now, maybe take a little walk to clear his head.
On his way out he hears Sam saying "Maybe the case he wants to talk about is called 'love'?".

"Shut up, Sammy!"

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