This is between Martin and a new character, Maria. You're gonna love her. Just you wait - C
"Hey, bitch."
"Hey, wait--"
"Are you serious, Martin? Weed? And it wasn't even weed, it was OREGANO!"
"I'm aware, Maria. I was told by Al. And the police officer, who was laughing his ass off while he did it. And my mom. And my dad--"
"Well, my dad has forbidden you guys to ever come to my house again, so I hope you're happy!"
"I just wanted to try it! It sounded cool!"
"Skateboarding is cool, if you know how to do it. Playing guitar is cool, if you know how to do it. SMOKING WEED IS ONLY COOL IF YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT!"
"I would've looked it up on the Internet or something!"
"Martin, you thought oregano was weed! You could have inhaled oregano into your lungs!"
"...better than weed, right?"
"I'm calling Al."
"Wait, Maria!"
"What, bitch?"
"Are you really mad at me?"
"After bringing your so-called weed into my house, without asking for my opinion first, and scaring my parents so badly they called the police on you?...I wish I was mad."
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MARIA JUANA
HumorIntroduction Wait should we note who is who with like C and M or no will they just figure it out Hello and welcome to whatever the hell this is - C HI EVERYONE - M okay SO this is our story about three friends, a high school party, and oregano - C T...
