A phone conversation between Al and Martin. - M
"Ciao, nonna e nonno, mi dispiace molto--"
"Dude, it's Martin, not your nonno."
"Oh. Martin, what's wrong with you? I'm grounded until graduation because of this situation."
"Look, I'm sor--"
"GRADUATION IS IN 5 MONTHS MARTIN! MY SOCIAL LIFE IS OVER!"
"Al, you didn't have one. And besides, you still have your phone. We could video chat or call or text. Or, you know, talk at school like normal people."
"No."
"We must."
"Alright, fine. But I am not letting you near the pizza aisle in the cafeteria again."
"That's outrageous!"
"What was your punishment, anyway?"
"My computer is gone until further notice, and I'm not allowed to have any girls over."
"So...the same life as usual?"
"I use my computer!"
"Yeah, and when you do, one hand is always busy."
"Shhhhh."
"Ew, I was right? Gross. Anyways, what are we going to do when we get to school on Monday? All the kids will know us as the stupid nerds who tried to be cool but epically failed. Oh, and the ones who caused one of the prettiest girls in the grade to be stuck in her house for a month."
"Uh, I dunno, change our names and move to Alabama? I call Joe-Bob, you're stuck as Billy."
"This is serious! Everyone's going to laugh at us! I hate when people laugh at us."
"Why, it gives you flashbacks to elementary school?"
"YES!"
"Oh, God."
"What?"
"Look, as the losers of this school, we need to feed the entertainment cravings of the popular. We're just doing our duty here."
"As the losers of this school, we should be aiming higher! I'm never living this down."
"Who cares? This means people will remember you in high school reunions."
"For a bad thing. I don't want to be like Bill Clinton and be memorable for something bad, like smoking oregano or cheating on my wife."
"...who's Bill Clinton?"
"MARTIN WHAT THE FU--"
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MARIA JUANA
HumorIntroduction Wait should we note who is who with like C and M or no will they just figure it out Hello and welcome to whatever the hell this is - C HI EVERYONE - M okay SO this is our story about three friends, a high school party, and oregano - C T...
