High School Musical was wrong, you don't have to stick by the status quo to be popular and Dustin proves it. - M
be valedictorian for social status purposes, children -C
"DUDE."
"The FBI has not positioned agents to watch your house and follow you around during school all day."
"Not that--they have, by the way--but some kid came up to me and asked me my name?"
"Okay...?"
"No, dude, it was the valedictorian! High school movies make it seem like the football players or something rule the school, but no one seems to realize how much power the valedictorian has. They can up your grade from a C to an A if you get them to tutor you right. I feel like I was approached by Barack Obama."
"Ah yes, nothing but respect for our president. Yeah, that was Dustin, he called me last night."
"He CALLED YOU? The VALEDICTORIAN? And you guys, like, TALKED?"
"Martin, he's Maria's girlfriend. You knew that, right?"
"..."
"Martin?"
"..."
"Martin?"
"I'm going to Maria's house."
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MARIA JUANA
HumorIntroduction Wait should we note who is who with like C and M or no will they just figure it out Hello and welcome to whatever the hell this is - C HI EVERYONE - M okay SO this is our story about three friends, a high school party, and oregano - C T...
