This is a conversation between Al and his mom. Also, beep beep lettuce. - M
"WEED! YOU BROUGHT WEED INTO A GIRL'S HOUSE, A WHOLE BAG OF IT, AND YOU EXPECT ME TO HUG YOU AND KISS YOU AND ASK IF YOU GOT HURT?"
"Mom, it wasn't weed, it was oregano!"
"What?"
"It was oregano, like the kind from Italy that we get whenever we go to Rome to visit my grandparents. We only burned it so that we could get the same feeling as when we were in the rolling hills on Nonna's and Nonno's rice farm. Please, Mom, that was the only reason why."
"Alberto."
"Yes?"
"You're a dumbass."
"You saying this to me?"
"YOU HONESTLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU BURNED OREGANO AT A GIRL'S HOUSE TO REVIVE MEMORIES OF ITALY?"
"It was Martin who brought it! He's the dumbass who couldn't tell weed from oregano!"
"And he shouldn't! You shouldn't know what weed is at all! That poor girl--"
"Her name is Maria--"
"I DON'T CARE!"
"I didn't even know that he brought it! I thought we were just going to hang out at her house like we always do!"
"Like we always do? Alberto, you've been to this girl's house before?"
"FU--"
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MARIA JUANA
HumorIntroduction Wait should we note who is who with like C and M or no will they just figure it out Hello and welcome to whatever the hell this is - C HI EVERYONE - M okay SO this is our story about three friends, a high school party, and oregano - C T...
