Maria really needs to refrain from cursing. - M
We were half-asleep writing this - C
"MARIA!"
"Bitch, what is it?"
"YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT YOU WERE DATING THE VALEDICTORIAN! I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU BUT ALSO WHAT THE FUCK WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS I'M YOUR FRIEND!"
"Bitch, chill I literally told you that he was my boyfriend when I invited you over to my house."
"Oh. I apologize for my outburst."
"I know you aren't sincere, but quick, get out of sight before I get within 50 feet of my house. My mom is keeping watch outside until I get home so that she can make sure that nobody is coming home with me except for Dustin."
"Wow, why are they being so strict all of a sudden?"
"Bitch, you literally tried to burn down my house 3 days ago. I think that's enough explanation."
"Oh right, I remember now. Hey, quick tip, don't smoke oregano. That shit hurts your lungs. I've been coughing for days."
"Good."
"Hey! I'm suffering here!"
"Goodbye, Martin. See you tomorrow at school."
"Bye!"
YOU ARE READING
MARIA JUANA
HumorIntroduction Wait should we note who is who with like C and M or no will they just figure it out Hello and welcome to whatever the hell this is - C HI EVERYONE - M okay SO this is our story about three friends, a high school party, and oregano - C T...
