Traitors of the Leaf- Itachi Fanfic

My birthday.. And my pedo encounter

"Tami-niisan! Wake up! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!" I shouted into the ear of my big brother.. Oh, that lazy bum.

"Ungh.. Just... A... Bit.. Longer...." Like I said... Lazy bum. He won't even get up for his darling little sister's fifth birthday.. HMPH.

"OH NO!! TAMI-NIISAN!! DON'T DIE ON ME!! WAKE UP!" I then started to preform 'CPR', mainly just me push down at his chest and screaming "WAKE UP!! DON'T YOU DARE DIE!" As he FINALLY woke up, he shooed me out of his room, saying just because it's my birthday doesn't give me permission to wake him up early. As if 9:00 was early... I made my way into the kitchen, expertly avoiding the many balloons that I pretended were land mines. My mom was there, making final touches to my glorious strawberry-raspberry-chocolate birthday cake. Man am I going to stuff myself! "Mom? Can I go to the Uchiha compound to get Itachi-kun?" I asked.

"Sure, honey, but bring these gifts for Mikoto-San, okay?" She said, gesturing to a big basket of baby presents. Sasuke would be born any day now!

"Hai, okaa-san!"

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As I arrived at the Uchiha compound, I noticed Itachi at his usual place, on his porch. "HEY!! ITACHI-KUN!" I waved, while balancing the big basket. "THESE ARE FOR YOUR MOM AND SASUKE!"

"Hey, Izumi! Thanks for the gifts! Now.. It's time for yours!" Dropping his usual serious demeanor he came running towards me. In a panic,I dropped the basket and yelled something along the lines of- AHHHHRRHHHHHHAAHHHHHHH!!! In which case, just made Itachi giggle. As expected, he caught up to me and tackled me to the ground, and gave me a strange little gift wrap rectangle.

"Whoo! Thanks, Itachi! Can I open it?"

"Sure! Remember.. This is an early gift! Your real present is going to have to wait!"

"Aww... But thanks.. Again!" I teared open the paper, inside was a book titled- '101 Jutsus For Chunnin' "ITACHI!!" I half squealed, half shouted. "Thank you so much! THIS IS JUST THE BOOK I WANTED!!" I had been eyeing that book for a month now, since I finished '101 Jutsus For The Advanced Genin' Although Itachi and I haven't gone to the academy yet, we were probably skilled enough to take out one or two ninjas in battle. Our clans believed in strong ninja training, and Itachi and I particularly excelled at it.

"I know! Come on, we can drop those gifts off to my mom and go to your place to celebrate!" Chuckled Itachi, being his responsible self.

"Sure! Let's go!"

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Walking home, Itachi and I talked about trivial things, training, gifts, family and such. Suddenly, a Mother of Gallifrey HUGE snake appeared out of nowhere and basically paralyzed us. This was terrible! It was my birthday, and I get paralyzed by.. A snake. That was just... So lame. I tried to calm down, and bit my tongue, hard. I tasted blood in my mouth, but at least I wasn't paralyzed. Oh no! What about Itachi? I gotta help him! Right on cue, a pale and snakey man stepped out of the shadows.

"Well well well... What do we have here? A little girl.. Who escaped my paralysis... Hmm... A better test subject!"

"Creepy man, you need a tan. And if you're going to do anything with Itachi, I'll pulverize you!"

"As if you could even try. Hehehehe... How about this? You.. Come to me, be my little vessel... My test subject.. Hm? Then, I'll let the Uchiha go." What should I do? If risking my life meant keeping my best friend safe.. Yes. I would. I would go.

"S..sure.. But promise..t..t..too not touch Itachi!"

"Ssss... I promise! Now.. Come." He didn't really need to say that. The snake slithered over to me at a lightning speed and before I knew it I was out like a light. So much for ninja training...