You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like One direction.
You: HI ASL?
Stranger: 8 m/f under Ur bed.. U !?
You: your 8???????????????
Stranger: Yesssssssssssssssssess
You: 13 f Louis and Harry's house
You: did you see One Direction at the Olympics??!!!
Stranger: Is it fun !?
You: LIFE IS FUN!
Stranger: And jkjkjk in 12
Stranger: Im*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.