You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like One direction.
Stranger: VAS HAPPENIN
You: SHOWER OF CUNTS!
Stranger: YA MOFOS
You: ITS GOTTA BE YOOOOOOOU ONLY YOU!
Stranger: KEVIN. KEVIN IS THIS U?
Stranger: KEVIN THE PIGEON?!
You: I've tried playing it cool, but when I'm looking at you, I can't ever be brave cause you've got that one thing
Stranger: shot me outta the sky
Stranger: ur my kryptonite
You: you keep making me weak ya frozen and cant breath
Stranger: somethings gotta give now
You: cause I'm dying just to know your name
Stranger: shut the door
Stranger: turn the light off
You: UM UM WHICH SONG IS THAT?! WHAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: moments
Stranger: wait are u a directionator?
You: guilty as charged
You: this is like the first time I couldn't rememeber
Stranger: mhmm..
You: do you believe me?
Stranger: idk. its just there is a lot of directionators now since the olympics closing ceremony
You: oh I knew them before that
Stranger: ok thats cool
Stranger: me too
Your conversational partner has disconnected
