You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like One direction.
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: What's ur name ?
You: whats your name?
You: why do you wanna know?!
You: ARE YOU STALKING ME?!
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
You: STALKER!
Stranger: You're crazy ?!
You: its not question
You: Im in love with you
You: ;)
You: GIVE ME A KISS!
Stranger: Oh really ?!
Stranger: You're a guy at least
Stranger: Cause im not a lesbian hahahah
You: YOU KISSED A GIRL AND YOU LIKED IT! THE TASTE OF MY CHERRY CHAPSTICK!
Stranger: You are definitely CRAZY !!
You: are you questioning my sanity?
You: ALL I know is: YOU DONT KNOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL!
Stranger: I'm not questioning anything, i'm just sayin ...
You: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE!
You: IF ONLY YOU SAW WHAT I COULD SEE!
Stranger: You're a girl or a boy ?
You: YOU'D UNDERSTAND WHY I WANT YOU SO DESPERTLY
Stranger: Ok ok
You: GIrl I see it in your eyes your dissipointed
Stranger: I got it
You: can we fall one more time
You: stop the tape and rewind
Stranger: And if you walk away
You: ITS GOTTTA BE YOOOOOOOU!
You: only you!!!!!
You: its gotta be!
You: YOU!
You: oh only you!
You: hey!
Stranger: What ?!
You: now girl I hear it in your voice and how it trembles
You: I'
You: I
Stranger: Okok i got it you know all the words
You: l'll be heere by your side
You: BUT IF YOU WALK AWAY I KNOW I'LL FAINT!
Your conversational partner has disconnected