You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like one direction.
You: SAY HI
Stranger: HI
Stranger: why?
Stranger: xD
You: WAAAAAAA?T
You: 1/5?
Stranger: what...
You: do you know what 1/5 means?
Stranger: It's a fraction, but you could also be talking about one direction.
You: I am talking about one direction it means are you one of the boys
You: I asume not
You: I think your a girl
Stranger: yes, I'm a girl.
Stranger: xD
You: CRACK FACE?
Your conversational partner has disconnected