You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like One Direction.
Stranger: hey
You: will you marry me
Stranger: woah who is this?
You: it is I
You: your super man
You: I have brown hair
You: can sing
You: have a best friend
You: who is a flirt
You: I want a son
You: beware
Stranger: just say your name!
You: we might have to have around 20 kids to get that son
You: I'm playing a guessing game with you
Stranger: ....
Stranger: how am I supposed to know your name from that?
You: girls love me
You: I have red jeans
Stranger: Louis?
You: YUP!
Stranger: for real?????
You: na I'm a girl
Stranger: ahaha I knew it
You: those are facts about me though
Stranger: funny stuff
You: and girls do love me
You: me best friends love me
Your conversational partner has disconnected