You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like One direction.
Stranger: hey
You: Ello luv! *pretending to be british*
You: 1/5??
Stranger: omg people keep asking me that and idk what it means..please explain
You: IDK WHAT IT MEANS!! I was hoping you would know!
Stranger: omgggg! hold on wait ill google it....
You: Why didn't I think of that???
Stranger: it brings up nothing but stuff about zerrie....
You: ???? well that's helpful (note sarcasem)
You: BTW! I can't spell worth shit!
Stranger: omgg ikrrr! hahaha sameee i dont even like zerrie man
You: I mean if their happy I
You: I'll support it but I don't really car efor them
You: care for*
Stranger: if zayns happy then i guess but perrie is kinda annoying
You: yah she is
You: ELOUNER OR LARRY?
You: NIAM OR ZIALL?
You: LILO OR LIRRY?
Stranger: DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE.....UM NIAM LIRRY ELOUNER
Stranger: THAT WASNT EVEN FAIR
You: -.- don't hate me
You: but I'm Larry
Stranger: i dont and yeah that a toughy
You: yah
You: some person just called me and this guy I don't even know the new Eouner and I was like "WAIT! people hate me for going out with him?!"
Stranger: hehehehe....hahahahahha
You: and I don't even know the guy, it's a fake marriage for getting more fans at www.wattpad.com
You: ASL?
You: HEEEEEEELLOOOOOOOOOOOO????????
You: I like Louis' ass ^_^
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