You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like One direction.
You: GET IN THE CAR!
Stranger: Okay!
You: and don't tell anyone what I'm about to do
Stranger: Its a secret
You: yes yes it is
Stranger: Whats gonna happen?!
You: *turns on One Direction*
You: DANCE!
Stranger: IBETWEENERS DANCE GO!
Stranger: INBETWEENERS*
You: GO GO GO!
Stranger: Ahahaha I'm goinggg
You: IS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU YOU YOU EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO DO DO FROM THE WAY THAT WE TOUCH BABY TO THE WAY THAT YOU KISS ON ME!
Stranger: Its everything about youuuu
You: *dies
You: *dies*
Stranger: Uh oh ! Does somebody need help?! SUPPERMANNNN
You: SUPERMAN!
Stranger: AHAHAHA I love those diaries
You: gtg!
You have disconnected