My mummy likes me

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*FOLLOW UP TO BEING A ZARRY BABY!*

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like One direction.

You: will you marry me?

Stranger: I don't know

Stranger: You

Stranger: And u don't know me

You: say hi

Stranger: Hi

You: good job

You: what would you do if I said this

You: SHOWER OF CUNTS!

You: my mommy told me not to use that word

Stranger: Wow umm I'm not sure what I would do

You: HORAN WORLD!

Stranger: Curls

You: my daddy has curls and so do I

You: his are big curls though mine arent very curly

Stranger: How old r u

You: 8

You: just turned 8

Stranger: I don't believe that

You: why not

Stranger: I just don't sorry

Stranger: Bye

You: who are you?

You: do you wanna stalk me?!

Stranger: Who r u

You: are you a creeper?!

You: PLEASE DONT HURT ME!

Stranger: No

You: 1/5?

You: im 1/6

You: ish

You: I'm a secret

Stranger: Yep but I don't wanna talk to u

You: no one is supposed to know I live

You: WAIT YOUR PART OF ONE DIRECTION?!

Stranger: Jk I'm not part of one direction

You: knew it!

You: most people lie

You: it makes me sad

Stranger: Yeah I know

You: i think im talking to my daddy or uncle

You: when its just some girl

Stranger: What

You: I WASNT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!

You: as i said before im a secret

You: no one is supposed to know im alive

You: im not supposed to exsist

You: but i do

Stranger: Who's your dad

You: my mommy likes me

You: she lives in america

You: i live in london

You: whos my daddy?

You: i have two dads

Stranger: Who r they

You: if i tell you will you hate me

Stranger: No

You: Zain and Harry

You: please dont hate me

You: im a secret

Stranger: Its spelled zayn not zain

You: im adopted

You: no its spelled zain

You: he spells it zayn for one direction

Stranger: No its not and I don't believe anything u said

You: no really he spells his name like that google it or something or look up a maginzine

You: why you no believe me?

You: is it impossible for me to exsist?

You: i knew you would hate me

Stranger: Bye crazy prson

You: people always call me a lier but im not

Your conversational partner has disconnected

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