I'm a zombie

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like One Direction.

Stranger: Hi

You: hola

You: me amego

Stranger: How are you?

You: im dea

You: d

You: dead*

You: BRAINS!

Stranger: Well that's sad

You: Zombies are people too!

You: were people*

Stranger: haha

Stranger: Now I have to shoot you.. :(

You: I feel no pain

Stranger: Yeah but... I'm still sad

You: want me to eat your brain and get rid of all emotion

You: ?

Stranger: Nevermind I will just make something to turn you human..

You: oh okay

You: RUN BEFORE I EAT YOU!!!!!!!!

You: O.0

Stranger: Done! Here you go!

You: Glahedacvujbcadsfcbaaaaaah

You: why do I have bunny ears?

Stranger: *Throws*

You: YOU TURNED ME INTO A BUNNY!

Stranger: No why?

Stranger: Oops wrong one sorry....

You: -.-

Stranger: Well here is a CARROT!!

You: OMFG GIMME!

Stranger: *Gives carrot*

You: *runs away with carrot*

You have disconnected.

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