You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hiii
Stranger: hiiii
You: i like4 cats
Stranger: really?
You: and galaxy pants
Stranger: i like 5
Stranger: no way
Stranger: how?
You: at target
Stranger: we dont have target here :(
You: where is you
You: ?
Stranger: uk
You: WAIT WHAT DO YOU HAVE THEN
You: TESCO?
You: WAIT DO YOU HAVE WALMART???
You: jk
Stranger: lol
Stranger: do you have updog?
You: dafuq is that
You: ps im from MURICA
You: is that like petco
Stranger: you're supposed to have said "what's updog?"
You: OHHH LAWLS
You: you funny
You: are you dan
Stranger: always and forever
You: YOU ARE DAN OMFG
You: L OVE YOU
Stranger: you?
You: ARE YOU DAn howell
You: ?
You: (just say yes)
You: kik?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: look brother dan
Stranger: i'ma peace out now
You: NO DONT LERAVE ME
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: i have places i need to never go and people i need to not meet
Stranger: i'm sorry
You: will you kik me? *pulls out ring*
Stranger: oh fuck it
Stranger: why not
You: BUT YOU NEED ME
Stranger: no
Stranger: no i dont
Stranger: the world needs me
Stranger has disconnected.
