You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like One direction.
You: will you marry me?
Stranger: YES<33
Stranger: Simple but effective
You: I LOVE IT!
You: wehn people answer me like that
Stranger: I LOVE IT MOREEE
Stranger: ahahahaaa
You: most people freak out saying "who are you!"
Stranger: AHAHAA nah maaaan
You: tabloids say that we're gay
You: and gay horses eat hay
You: HAY!
Stranger: AHAHAHAHA wuuuuuttt
Stranger: I LOVE THEM
Stranger: so stupid
You: these blokes aren't so bad cheeky british lads damn this song is mad catchy hey Todd don't you agree?
You: somethings wrong with mark now
You: why does he have skinny pink jeans on?
You: THERE SAMON!
You: because he's into one direction now
You: I JUST LIKE THIS ONE SONG!
Your conversational partner has disconnected