You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like One Direction.
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: ASL
Stranger: 16 f holland
You: 14 f wonderland
Stranger: wonderland
Stranger: cool
You: Wonderland
Stranger: so whats up there in wonderland
You: Oh you know, Alice has been gone for a while so it's been a tad boring, but Hatter and I have been making crazy styled hats
Stranger: ur weird bro
You: YES I AM A BRO HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Stranger: magic powers
You: Or are you part of the Bro Army too?
Stranger: im a witch
Stranger: no im a witch
You: OK THEN
Stranger: im literally lying on the ground bc im laughing so hard
You: YAY!
Stranger: are u ok
You: Wait why are you laughing>
You: ?*
Stranger: bc ur funny and weird
You: Oh why thank you I am a purple monster!
You: Yes I'm fi- NO NOT THE DUCKS
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: okay
You: NO NO NO
Stranger: who has eaten the dugs
Stranger: grab that mother fucker
You: OKAY!
You: NOPE NOPE HE BIT ME
Stranger: call 911
You: OW FLACKING MORDOR
You: WEE DONT HAVE A 911 IN WONDERLAND
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well then
Stranger: have a nice evening dying
Stranger: bc of dugs
You: HELP ITS THE QUACKSTER GANF
You: GANG*
Stranger: do u have a weapon
You: I HAVE MY BONG
You: BONG BONG BONG BONG!!!!
Stranger: u have a boomerang too>
You: NO
Stranger: well
Stranger: good luck
You: WHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA
You: QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACKHAHAHAHAKAKAKA
Stranger: are u ok
You: QUACK
You: quack quack
You: quack
You: quackquack
You: HONK
You: quack
Stranger: what the fucj
Stranger: how old are u
You: quackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquack
Stranger: omg
Stranger: why am i even still talking to u
You: QUACKhelpQUACK
Stranger: wow
Stranger: u a damn weird nigga
You: I AM NOT YOUR HOMEGIRL YOU A RICH WHITE CHICK
Stranger: HELL YES I AM
You: WELL KYE CAN SUCK ME BALLS
Stranger: OK
Stranger: WHERE U AT
You: WONDERLAND YOU WHORE
Stranger: MY NAVIGATION SYSTEM DOESNT KNOW WHERE IT IS
Stranger: WHAT DO I DO NIGGA
Stranger: BE QUICK I WANNA SUCK UR BALLS
You: FIND THE RABBIT HOLE and take a left till you see the duck pond, if you see a swan tell him your here for Enigma, you'll get in a fight with some ducks but make your way to the drugs room and you'll find me
You: HURRY
Stranger: OHMYHGOD ILL TRY TO BE THERE IN 5 MINS
You: OKAY!
Stranger: I SEE THE DUCK POND ALREADY NIGGA
You: Hurry! The Meth lab is door number four!
Stranger: OHMYGOD
Stranger: I JUST DIED
Stranger: THE DUCKS KILLED ME
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOo
You: CURSE YOU DUCKIA CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
You: MMMmmmkay Bye
You have disconnected.
