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"What are you doing here?!"
I groaned as her weight shifted over my thighs, simply making the tip of the sword poke my throat more firmly. I opened my eyes.
"I'm guessing you don't value your life," Erza growled, her face close to my own. Her chocolate-brown eyes were ablaze, twinkling with anger. The position we were in made me blush.
"I- uhm-"
"Looks like Jellal, here, forgot how to talk properly," Gray laughed, and Lucy giggled, "Your Mother sent us to you, Erza."
She frowned, leaning back onto my thighs. I guessed it was comfortable. "Strange. Do I look like the person who'd enjoy wanting to talk to you?"
"Maybe?" Lucy asked, shyly, "Besides, you-you seem nice. I mean, you're very pretty."
From my perspective, Erza's face melted into a blush, "Uh- Thanks. But-" there was the serious voice again, "Beauty isn't everything, Heartfilia. I think you know that."
Lucy nodded.
"Y' know, Erza." Gray stated, "If you sat up, just a bit- I think Jellal would enjoy it. I don't think he's ever been that stimulated-"
"What! No!" I shouted, making Erza lightly laugh, and get off me, let me release the breath I didn't know I was holding.
"You guys are... by far the most interesting humans I've met," she whistled, "Anyway, I should continue my sword fighting. You never know when a dangerous thing might come."
Lucy laughed, before suddenly gasping, "You're a pureblood vampire, aren't you? Why isn't the sun affecting you?"
Erza smirked, "Special trait in my family, it's a great perk. Well, actually, I'm pretty sure all Purebloods have that trait - as well as the Humans they've... tainted."
T-Tainted?
"Great." Gray smiled, "See, we're making progress. We've known each other, for what, half a day?"
"I guess." Erza sighed, "You guys should go. I'll ask Virgo to escort you to your-"
"That's not needed."
In a flash, a pink-haired idiotic baka, and Virgo appeared. I was still seated on the ground, Gray and Lucy jumped back in surprise, while Erza looked chill. This must happen a lot.
"What?"
I cocked my head to the side, curious. Gray and Lucy calmed down, and stepped forward, "What's up, Virgo?" Lucy asked, sweetly. It seemed that she and Virgo had become some-what friends, in the time Virgo spent dressing up Lucy.
"Oh, it's simple, Erzy," Natsu growled playfully, making Erza's frown deepen, "You'll be sleeping with them."
"Um, Sir. Natsu," Virgo broke in, "I don't think that would be quite an appropriate way to put it..."
